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"Cruel Love [10w] Cruel love helps turn out excellent,competitive, cutthroat, dog-eat-dog children."

"Give up smoking cold turkey. Start a diet in the next 5 min. Accept that job right away. Life can be beautiful without planning!"

"Thank You, Adobe [10w] Thanks to Photoshop,a picture isn't worth a single word."

"Don't Mess with the Queen {Couplet} The first man harnessing the secrets of fireCannot compare with the revelation of your sovereign ire."

"Miss Universe Contest Protest Haiku Fundamentalists protest Miss Universe contest.Go home, beat their wives."

"God May Grant Your Wishes Daily [10w] Pray for sunshine at night and moonbeams when you wake."

"What One Vulture Said to the Other I have a bone to pick with you ~which end shall we start on?"

"Rewrite☷Rewrite [10w] Happiness writes new memories;New losses rewrite over old ones."

"Visual Pun [10w] Example of visual pun:cloud shaped like a banana peel."

"New Year Resolutions I [10w] Change my voice;unclog my ears;open my heart."

"Silly String [10w] Life' an absurdity radiating from a spine of silly string."

"Manifesting is a lot like making a cake. The things needed are supplied by you, the mixing is done by your mind and the baking is done in the oven of the universe."

"Great things happen to those who don't stop believing, trying, learning, and being grateful."

"Diplomacy The diplomat's expert way of saying 'They should go fuck themselves' is:"We are agreed in principleand will take our minor differencesunder thoughful consideration."

"Diana Sporting a Remington Sendero SF II {Couplet} Over one shoulder hung a rifle, over the other swung a brace of pheasants;She was a no-nonsense breed of sniper, a viper with no time for fangs of conscience."

"Leaping lemmings! Leaping lemmings!I so adore ya'Can't get enoughJust want more’o'ya'!When I've had my fill'o'ya',I long for anotherRefill'o'ya.So, let's cut my spiel And here's the deal:I'm just gonna' haveta' cloneya'!So, when we're doneJust having fun --I'm just gonna' haveta' boneya'Again."

"Of course there must be lots of Magic in the world,"he said wisely one day, "but people don't know what it is like or how to make it. Perhaps the beginning is just to say nice things are going to happen until you make them happen. I am going to try and experiment."

"The failure to think positively can weigh on a cancer patient like a second disease."

"Love Fades [10w] Like our love,Chinese painters show distance in faded grays."

"Money [10w] The root of all evil has a well earned reputation."