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"Campbell's Soup: M'm! M'm! Good!... ...even though our products have more sodium than the Dead Sea."

"Transubstantiation [10w] Transubstantiate digression into confessionand drink from poetry's Holy Grail."

"Poets and their Thin Skins Every poet is thin-skinned when it comes to criticism ~without ithow could he ever possess the astute sensitivity about lifeto even write poetry?"

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"Two things you will never have to chase: True friends & true love."

"Ranger Smith, Unemployement and the Possibility of Unperceived Existence If a tree falls in the forest and we're not there,do we fire the park ranger without making a sound?"

"Poverty: a temporary financial low, curable by money."

"The truth is that you are innately good, wise, and powerful. You were created in and for good."

"Whatever you dream of, there will be fulfillment."

"Men Be Forewarned! [20w] A man caught in the embrace of the wrong womanis like having his penis caught in a bear trap."

"Fate [10w] The eternal point where our dreams intersect is called fate."

"Memories [10w] Spend half your life creating memories,the other half, remembering."

"Scissor, Paper, Rock [10w] When time acts like a scissor,react like a rock."

"There is nothing more beautiful than someone who goes out of their way to make life beautiful for others."

"Why Don't You Practice What You Preach [10w] The reason I teach and preach?In order to learn."

"If I Were God [10w] If I were God I'd sell my shit on Ebay."

"Virtual Friends [10w] Internet camaraderie's bullshit because these 'friends' can't be relied upon."

"Sixty is the New Fifty The good news is sixty is the new fifty.The bad news is twenty is the new ten."

"Some people grumble that roses have thorns; I am grateful that thorns have roses."

"Imaginary Friends [10w] My imaginary friend insulted me by calling me real."