More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Professional wrestling is a lot like cuddling, I thought as I hugged a tree. As far as lumberjacks go, I’m slow, but when the tree finally falls for me, it falls hard."
"I restrain myself from following orders—especially restraining orders. I’d like to remind my dad that my love is longer than 500 feet."
"One butterfly wing reflected wholly in a mirror won’t give flight. Let this be a lesson in love."
"A woman I had sex with is carrying my child, because God has made it so that my hands are full. They’re full of hope for the future."
"I find out a lot about myself by sleeping. Dreams, they are who I am when I’m too tired to be me."