Trophies are clutter at best, and weapons at worst. I prefer... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Trophies are clutter at best, and weapons at worst. I prefer my awards heavy and with handles."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I don’t like breakfast, because I like things fixed and slow. Let’s just take our relationship morning by morning."
"Put your middle finger and your thumb together. And make it snappy."
"I’ve never been in a yesterday quite like today. Seems like the perfect time to be in love."
"I drank her essence, and it’s like she never existed and now I’m thirsty again. Let this be a lesson in love."
"I’m so shy I make Bigfoot look like a socialite. Networking’s not a mystery to me—but I’m mythical to networking."