Trophies are clutter at best, and weapons at worst. I prefer... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Trophies are clutter at best, and weapons at worst. I prefer my awards heavy and with handles."
"Trophies are clutter at best, and weapons at worst. I prefer my awards heavy and with handles."
"This Valentine’s Day rent a poem for your loved. They come in three sizes—small, medium, and romantic. Free refills available to Premium Members."
"The sunset sky fades from blue to orange over Gainesville, Florida, and what I lost is less than what I gained. I gained love, I lost love, and if could do it all again, I would."
"A white wedding dress, once worn, is like the ghost of a moment, trapping feelings of forever into fabric that’s never to be tried on again."
"I love firm hugs. Statues are so affectionate. Well, at least compared to my ex wife."
"I’d fight for your love like I’m Tyler Durden. I want you to hit on me as hard as you can."