Trophies are clutter at best, and weapons at worst. I prefer... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Trophies are clutter at best, and weapons at worst. I prefer my awards heavy and with handles."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Hotel hallways should have conveyer belts for floors, so I can feel like a grocery item on vacation. I guess I’m just a romantic."
"Nine out of ten politicians are thieves. The tenth politician is a liar, and the one who conducted the survey."
"I have two friends, Steve and Martin. But I'd happily replace both for the friendship of Steve Martin."
"The world may be running out of water, but it isn’t running low on music. Let the dancing flow!"
"I want to be so successful that my secretary needs a secretary."