"Love is a boomerang dripped in honey, in that it emanates from me just as surely as it will return to me. Still, I think I’d much rather wash my hands and be done with it."
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7 quotes about hygiene
Discover inspiring hygiene quotes from famous authors and thought leaders. Find wisdom and motivation about hygiene to inspire your life.
hygiene Quotes
"I always wear gloves when I wash my hands. That’s also how I make love, and if you buy now I’ll throw in an extra bar of soap for FREE."
"If you convert a shower curtain to a dress, I’ll wear my waterproof dancing shoes. Together we’ll move so fluidly people will line up to get cleansed."
"Everything I’ve learned about handshakes is from hands-on experience. Due to hygiene, I only network with rubber glove manufacturers."
"Would you mind if I used your kitchen sink to take a bath? I have the hygiene of a midget."
"Please, Percy...change your clothes. You smell like you've been run over by an electric horse."
"In the morning I brush my teeth with hope, and at night before bed I brush them with defeat. Both are mint flavored, so I try not to get them mixed up."