"Would you mind if I used your kitchen sink to take a bath? I have the hygiene of a midget."
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7 quotes about hygiene
Discover inspiring hygiene quotes from famous authors and thought leaders. Find wisdom and motivation about hygiene to inspire your life.
hygiene Quotes
"Everything I’ve learned about handshakes is from hands-on experience. Due to hygiene, I only network with rubber glove manufacturers."
"If you convert a shower curtain to a dress, I’ll wear my waterproof dancing shoes. Together we’ll move so fluidly people will line up to get cleansed."
"I always wear gloves when I wash my hands. That’s also how I make love, and if you buy now I’ll throw in an extra bar of soap for FREE."
"In the morning I brush my teeth with hope, and at night before bed I brush them with defeat. Both are mint flavored, so I try not to get them mixed up."
"Love is a boomerang dripped in honey, in that it emanates from me just as surely as it will return to me. Still, I think I’d much rather wash my hands and be done with it."
"Please, Percy...change your clothes. You smell like you've been run over by an electric horse."