Random Inspirational Quotes

"In our world,"said Eustace, "a star is a huge ball of flaming gas."Even in your world, my son, that is not what a star is, but only what it is made of."

"Snow is not microwave friendly. In fact, snow is not too friendly at all, unless you first buy it a few beers. Then it’s just downright slutty."

"If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes."

"Before you find your soul mate, you must first discover your soul."

"They had applied their doubts to the very head that had introduced doubt as a tool for advancing knowledge. And in the end they gave the head a nod."

"James - "Are you paying attention or just trying to make me look like an idoit?"Elizabeth - "Oh, I'm definately paying attention. If you look like an idiot it has nothing to do with me."

"I definitely have guys that I'm friends with that I have a crush on, and you don't want to ruin the friendship."

"...rather than assuming that education is primarily about preparing for jobs and careers, what would it mean to think of education as a process of guiding kids' participation in public life more generally, a public life that includes social, recreational, and civic engagement."

"The books we read should be chosen with great care, that they may be, as an Egyptian king wrote over his library,'The medicines of the soul."

"I feel sorry for anyone who is in a place where he feels strange and stupid."

"When we don't know who to hate, we hate ourselves."

"Two empty chairs are not a good use of space. Fill them up with love."

"I fall in love with you four times a year: winter, spring, summer, and fall. The leaves may change, but how I feel about you does not."

"What reading level is the word love? It’s a four-letter word everybody knows the meaning of, but nobody can define it."

"Is prayer your steering wheel or your spare tire?"

"A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope."

"Science is the ultimate pornography, analytic activity whose main aim is to isolate objects or events from their contexts in time and space. This obsession with the specific activity of quantified functions is what science shares with pornography."

"But hope, I can tell you, is an exhausting emotion; perhaps, along with fear, the most exhausting of all. It is like juggling eggs: the hope is the shell, and inside is despair. A single crack and the despair might spill everywhere, stain everything."

"We try too much and trust too little. Count the times God's Book tells us to "try."Now count the times it tells us to "trust."

"Now you can build Rome in a day with Cosmic Ordering."