Random Inspirational Quotes

"Never put off writing until you are better at it."

"Life would be tragic if it weren't funny."

"Folks, it's time to evolve. That's why we're troubled. You know why our institutions are failing us, the church, the state, everything's failing? It's because, um – they're no longer relevant. We're supposed to keep evolving. Evolution did not end with us growing opposable thumbs. You do know that, right?"

"It's not the men in your life that matters, it's the life in your men."

"At the end of the day, let there be no excuses, no explanations, no regrets."

"We're stronger than we think."

"No one believes a liar even when he tells the truth"

"I'm not crying because of you; you're not worth it. I'm crying because my delusion of who you were was shattered by the truth of who you are."

"The great thing, if one can, is to stop regarding all the unpleasant things as interruptions of one's 'own,' or 'real' life. The truth is of course that what one calls the interruptions are precisely one's real life -- the life God is sending one day by day."

"I coiled my empty straw wrapper around like a snake. Then I bit it before it could bite me. My love is as dangerous as my drinking habits."

"Personally, I do not want to make you a man. Men are so very frail. Men break. Men die. No, I’ve always wished to make a god."

"She, as no other ever could, reached every corner of his heart. His joy, and his salvation."

"My love is expansive. Your love is expensive."

"Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for."

"Any people anywhere, being inclined and having the power, have the right to rise up, and shake off the existing government, and form a new one that suits them better. This is a most valuable - a most sacred right - a right, which we hope and believe, is to liberate the world."

"Sure, the comedians who swear or use scatological humor can get laughs, but they're uncomfortable laughs."

"Do you shovel to survive, or survive to shovel?"

"It is related that Sakyamuni [the historical Buddha] once dismissed as of small consequence a feat of levitation on the part of a disciple, and cried out in pity for a yogin by the river who had spent twenty years of his human existence learning to walk on water, when the ferryman might have taken him across for a small coin."

"Love is an art. Mine could fill a museum the size of your heart."

"I wrote you a love letter. I used invisible ink to show I was being transparent with my feelings. And also to hide my feelings."