Random Inspirational Quotes

"From now on, I'm not doing anything I don't want to do! The world owes me happiness, fulfillment and success.... I'm just here to cash in."

"They can't tell so much about you if you got your eyes closed."

"Yoga means addition - addition of energy, strength and beauty to body, mind and soul."

"Sometimes you have to kind of die inside in order to rise from your own ashes and believe in yourself and love yourself to become a new person."

"The Wine of Life keeps oozing drop by drop, The Leaves of Life keep falling one by one."

"I knew that in the silence that followed, that anything could happen here. It might be too late again. I might have missed my chance. But I would at least know I tried, that I took my heart and extended my hand, whatever the outcome."

"Mended [10w] {Couplet} If the recently mended heart,breaks again, it shall not start."

"What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness."

"[A] great deal of what we believe we do not know firsthand; instead we have faith in the knowledge of specialists."

"If you stop and think about it, nearly all great humor is at the expense of someone or something."

"That woman doesn't have the sense God gave a retarded flea."

"The art of life is to live in the present moment, and to make that moment as perfect as we can by the realization that we are the instruments and expression of God Himself."

"Both friend and enemy reside within us. One lives by the rule of compassion, the other by the rule of hard knocks. Though potential influence of either extreme is inevitable, our actions bear witness to the one we embrace."

"I didn't set out to discover a truth. I was actually sent to the Outer Fringes to conduct a chair census and learn some humility. But the truth inevitably found me, as important truths often do, like a lost thought in need of a mind."

"Success soon palls. The joyous time is when the breeze first strikes your sails, and the waters rustle under your bows."

"The Kafka paradox: art depends on truth, but truth, being indivisable, cannot know itself: to tell the truth is to lie. thus the writer is the truth, and yet when he speaks he lies."

"I could name my penis Steve, and it would be appropriate, as it is sort of shaped like my dad’s face, whose name is Steve. Not just his face, but his whole body and person is named Steve. And he’s a dick."

"We accept the love we think we deserve."

"The only disability in life is a bad attitude."

"As you get older; you've probably noticed that you tend to forget things. You'll be talking with somebody at a party, and you'll know that you know this person, but no matter how hard you try, you can't remember his or her name. This can be very embarassing, especially if he or she turns out to be your spouse."