"Academics tend to have wonderfully infantile senses of humor."
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"But I didn't understand then. That I could hurt somebody so badly she would never recover. That a person can, just by living, damage another human being beyond repair."
"Lubbock, Texas Haiku Oil wells, Hub of the Plains.Stinks like an armpit."
"The function of a child is to live his/her own life, not the life that his/her anxious parents think he/she should live, nor a life according to the purpose of the educators who thinks they knows best"
"Artists don't make objects. Artists make mythologies."
"My girlfriend bought me a collared shirt for my birthday, mainly so I don’t get too far ahead of her when she takes me for a walk."
"The gospel is this: We are more sinful and flawed in ourselves than we ever dared believe, yet at the very same time we are more loved and accepted in Jesus Christ than we ever dared hope."
"Night clubs are where Americans learn the laws of motion."
"He cries. 'Please! I don't want to die.'I lean over. My hair smothers him.'Then you should never have been born,' I say."
"I have no ambition to govern men; it is a painful and thankless office."
"A little part of me dies every time I try to commit suicide. If life is a buffet, I’m still in the mac and cheese phase. Maybe one day I’ll mature into more of a meatloaf kind of guy."
"Now,"said Brandons low, cold voice. "Lets not be rude eve."
"Maybe everyone is just waiting for someone else to save them."
"I can see how it might be possible for a man to look down upon the earth and be an atheist, but I cannot conceive how a man could look up into the heavens and say there is no God."
"You're Hell's Angels, then? What chapter are you from?''REVELATIONS. CHAPTER SIX."
"If you spend time with crazy and dangerous people, remember – their personalities are socially transmitted diseases; like water poured into a container, most of us eventually turn into – or remain – whoever we surround ourselves with. We can choose our tribe, but we cannot change that our tribe is our destiny."
"Limiting beliefs and thoughts are created in the mind. These mental blocks must be cleared to be happy. Only then the loving wisdom of the soul will open."
"Any person who, with all the sincerity of heart, is in search for God, on land or in the sea, is worthy of respect."
"I found I could say things with color and shapes that I couldn't say any other way - things I had no words for."
"Hang on, did you just call me Angel?"I asked."If I did?""I don't like it."He grinned. "It stays, Angel."
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