Random Inspirational Quotes

"Religion, like science, is only noteworthy when it emphasizes a matter of what is true rather than whose belief is greater or lesser or which deity works for whom. Sincere religion and tested science are similar in that their assertions can be argued logically and objectively; otherwise, we get false cults and babble."

"That was the last cruel irony of Tobias’s life: that he doomed the woman he would have died to save."

"Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time."

"He who is more mindful of one, loses the love and the faith of both."

"I believe in a higher consciousness. I also believe that nature is supremely conscious. A tree is more conscious than we are."

"My contribution I hope is to get people to eat full-flavored food. If I could come away with that alone, that would be a fantastic accomplishment. I'm also very proud of being a very American chef."

"I know a woman loves me when she leaves me leftovers in the fridge from the date she went on the night before."

"Friendship is the marriage of the soul, and this marriage is liable to divorce."

"A circle's unity and never ending smoothness is how we can aim to feel inside. Smooth, gentle, accepted, no rough edges, only love for all parts of our selves."

"Of all the crap, crap, crappy nights I've ever had in the whole of my crap life. On a scale of one to 10, we're talking...a minus 6. And it's not like I even have very high standards."

"Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years."

"Experience is the best teacher."

"Well, spit on my empty grave--if it ain't the attack of the Disney princesses!"

"I am afraid that the schools will prove the very gates of hell, unless they diligently labor in explaining the Holy Scriptures and engraving them in the heart of the youth."

"I make friends as easily as water freezes in an active volcano. Remember: handshakes feel more natural if you leave your rubber gloves at home. Unless you enjoy networking in public restrooms."

"What the hell is instant? Nothing is instant. Instant rice takes five minutes, instant pudding an hour. I doubt that an instant of blinding pain feels particularly instantaneous."

"You might want to lie down,"Magnus advised. "I find that it helps when the crushing sense of horrible realization sets in."

"I don't want to believe. I want to know."

"All knowledge hurts."

"When you mature in your relationship with God you realize how suffering and patience are like eating your spiritual vegetables."