Random Inspirational Quotes

"Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent."

"The Christian should work as if all depended upon him, and pray as if it all depended upon God."

"Would women find vampires even sexier and more romantic if instead of fangs they had rose thorns? It’s thoughts like these I think of when digging in my garden, looking for my one true love (If only I could remember where I buried her!)."

"Love is a bicycle with two pancakes for wheels. You may see love as more of an exercise in hard work, but I see it as more of a breakfast on the go."

"The job of an educator is to teach students to see vitality in themselves"

"Questions open the mind; answers shut it down."

"!لك شيء في هذا العالم.. فقم"

"The Great Blue of the Great Blue A Great Blue whale mourns her hunted mate.Her heart, once the size of an SUV,lonely rides the empty sea,her heart's now withered to subcompact class,her whys and wherefores, run out of gas."

"I want to own a wind farm. Don’t breathe, or you’ll undermine the price of my crop."

"Clouds come floating into my life, no longer to carry rain or usher storm, but to add color to my sunset sky."

"It is better to enlighten men’s minds than to teach them to be obstinate in their prejudices."

"The only calibration that counts is how much heart people invest, how much they ignore their fears of being hurt or caught out or humiliated. And the only thing people regret is that they didn't live boldly enough, that they didn't invest enough heart, didn't love enough. Nothing else really counts at all."

"Rat Trap Haiku 'Hmm, 12 by 13,4 by 9. Oy! You call thisrat trap an apartment?"

"No. No, I don't believe you'd betray me with her. I don't believe you'd cheat on me. But I'm afraid, and I'm sick in my heart that you might look at her, then at me. And regret."

"Oh my love, I like to vanish in you like a ripple vanishes in an ocean—slowly, silently, and endlessly."

"Sometimes it takes a heartbreak to shake us awake & help us see we are worth so much more than we're settling for."

"There aren't any syringes."Red Sox came over and held a sterile pack out. When she tried to take it from him, he kept a grip on the thing. "I know you'll use this wisely.""Wisely?"She snapped the syringe out of his hand. "No, I'm going to poke him in the eye with it. Because that's what they trained me to do in medical school."

"Fame you'll be famous, as famous as can be, with everyone watching you win on TV, Except when they don't because sometimes they won't.."

"Even now, there are still days so beautiful, I almost believe in God."

"When facts give way to faith, then and only then have you unlocked the possibilities within!"