Random Inspirational Quotes

"If my remote control doubled as a dildo, I'd never get off my ass to change the channel."

"It is a better world. A place where we ate responsible for our actions, where we can be kind to one another because we want to and becauseit is the right thing to do instead of being frightened into behaving by the threat of divine punishment."

"A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds."

"Love is the only gift that’s acceptable to give away as soon as you get it."

"Let your life lightly dance on the edges of Time like dew on the tip of a leaf."

"But the purpose of a story is to teach and to please at once, and what it teaches is how to recognize the snares of the world."

"Associate with noblest people you can find; read the best books; live with the mighty. But learn to be happy alone. Rely upon your own energies, and so not wait for, or depend on other people."

"*Appendix usually means "small outgrowth from large intestine,"but in this case it means "additional information accompanying main text."Or are those really the same things? Think carefully before you insult this book."

"But thy strong Hours indignant work’d their wills,And beat me down and marr’d and wasted me,And tho’ they could not end me, left me maim’dTo dwell in presence of immortal youth,Immortal age beside immortal youth,And all I was, in ashes. - Tithonus"

"You make the rest of the beautiful things in the world cry for even trying at all. You make it hard for me to breathe."

"ای آمده از عالم روحانی تفتحیران شده در چهار و پنج و شش و هفتمی خور چو ندانی ز کجا آمده ایخوش باش ندانی به کجا خواهی رفت"

"Well, it's a humor strip, so my first responsibility has always been to entertain the reader... But if, in addition, I can help move readers to thought and judgment about issues that concern me, so much the better."

"I hated every minute of training, but I said, 'Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion.'"

"If you fail to report within the next 12 hours. you will be terminated. If you attack any humans, you will be terminated. If you attempt to remove the tracking device, you will be terminated. We look forward to working with you."

"Even now, despite Angeline's watchfulness, she'd occasionally oscillate between random topics, like how shepherd's pie wasn't a pie at all and why it was pointless for her to take class in typing when technology would eventually develop robot companions to do it for us."

"But God caused knowledge to be given to Adam and those with him, so that the kings of chaos and the underworld might not lord it over them."[--Jesus]"

"Your ordinary acts of love and hope point to the extraordinary promise that every human life is of inestimable value."

"Success is the result of perfection, hard work, learning from failure, loyalty, and persistence."

"Forgive the past to welcome the future."

"But I think we both knew, even then, that what we had was something even more rare, and even more meaningful. I was going to be his friend, and was going to show him possibilities. And he, in turn, would become someone I could trust more than myself."