Random Inspirational Quotes

"To attract a lover, you need to craft the perfect Craigslist ad. Here’s mine: Free TV with purchase of potato chips and couch."

"Dreams won't always take you on a straight path to destiny but they're usually related to what your soul wants for you. They'll force you to ask yourself the hard questions, they'll kick your ass and more importantly, they'll turn you on."

"Learn to drive?""Never,"said Quentin. "My mission in life is to be a passenger."

"I stared up at the sky and raised my middle finger, just in case God was watching. I don't like being spied on."

"My hope is that we continue to nurture the places that we love, but that we also look outside our immediate worlds."

"The bustle in a houseThe morning after deathIs solemnest of industriesEnacted upon earth,--The sweeping up the heart,And putting love awayWe shall not want to use againUntil eternity"

"Sometimes life knocks you on your ass... get up, get up, get up!!! Happiness is not the absence of problems, it's the ability to deal with them."

"The only difference between you and God is that you have forgotten you are divine."

"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer."[Mark Twain, a Biography]"

"A woman can become a man's friend only in the following stages - first an acquantaince, next a mistress, and only then a friend."

"Like time suspended, a wound unmended-- you and I. We had no ending, no said goodbye; For all my life, I'll wonder why."

"I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. Some come from ahead and some come from behind. But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!"

"There is a danger there - a very real danger to humanity. Consider, Watson, that the material, the sensual, the worldly would all prolong their worthless lives. The spiritual would not avoid the call to something higher. It would be the survival of the least fit. What sort of cesspool may not our poor world become?"

"It all counts,' Adam said again. 'And the bottom line is, what defines you isn't how many times you crash, but the number of times you get back on the bike. As long as it's one more, you're all good.-pg 325 Along for the Ride"

"Mended [10w] {Couplet} If the recently mended heart,breaks again, it shall not start."

"Madness [10w] Madness isn't an objective state,it is a cultural bias."

"If you have a successful run, everything comes to you. Nothing succeeds like success."

"Destroy what you have become and become what you did destroy/"

"The visions we offer our children shape the future. It _matters_ what those visions are. Often they become self-fulfilling prophecies. Dreams are maps."

"We are what we believe we are!"