Random Inspirational Quotes

"You know, if a waitress asks me if I want ketchup with my fries, I’ll reply, “No thanks, I’ll just drink water.” And that’s not just a statement about table etiquette; it’s a personal quote that accurately reflects my moral and philosophical belief system."

"The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the Q letter into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable."

"Men are happy to be laughed at for their humor, but not for their folly."

"The time has come to realise that an interpretation of the universe—even a positivist one—remains unsatisfying unless it covers the interior as well as the exterior of things; mind as well as matter. The true physics is that which will, one day, achieve the inclusion of man in his wholeness in a coherent picture of the world."

"Let your life lightly dance on the edges of Time like dew on the tip of a leaf."

"What drew me towards team sport were the camaraderie and friendship. The chance to celebrate victory and success with a group of other people is something I have enjoyed doing."

"As long as one believes in philosophy, one is healthy; sickness begins when one starts to think."

"Who made you Queen of Literacy? Go sit in your car!"

"My Fathers Last Words My dad was a sadist and whorehound.His last words were,'Son, I have a million dollars hidden in the."

"Night clubs are where Americans learn the laws of motion."

"Some people have lives; some people have music."

"They will only care when you're gone."

"Murphy hung up and I said, to the still-open line, "Hey, if you've got someone watching my place, could you call the cops if anyone tries to steal my Star Wars poster? It's an original."Then I vindictively hung up on the FBI. It made my inner child happy."

"Only the united beat of sex and heart together can create ecstasy."

"I smiled, and you winked. I think. Perhaps you merely blink with one eye at a time."

"To pursue wisdom is to live in such a way that one is prepared to face death when it comes. (247)"

"Love is like a faucet, it turns off and on."

"Negative humor is forgotten immediately. It's the stuff that makes us feel better about our lives that lives long. Much more satisfying. Enter children's books."

"It is after all the greatest art to limit and isolate oneself."

"Enclosed within the tyranny of our minds and there is where we are lost."