Random Inspirational Quotes

"My Sweet Home, Alabama If it grows, it sticks, if it crawls, it bites,if it's outside, it rusts,if it's ornery, it fights,if it's a dawg, it barks.if its a possum, it feignsif it's a buggy, it squeals,if it's winter, it's summer,If it's slimy, it's eels.If it ain't Dixie, it won't do,so let's fix to get piss drunkand lynch us another nigger and Jew."

"Among peoples who possess a highly developed pugnacious instinct we find the greatest progress in the arts, sciences, social and political organization, commerce and industry. The instinct takes the milder form of rivalry which is the motive force of the great portion of the serious labors of mankind."

"Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius — and a lot of courage to move in the opposite direction."

"My love for you grows daily, and all it takes is exposure to your sunny disposition, coupled with watering it with coffee."

"There is a collective as well as an individual humor inclining peoples to sadness or cheerfulness, making them see things in bright or somber lights. In fact, only society can pass a collective opinion on the value of human life; for this the individual is incompetent."

"To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance."

"Ruth Whither thou goest, I will go ~as long as it's to the mall.I heard Dillard's is having an 80% off sale!"

"There are pockets of wealth in this country. Mostly those pockets are in the politicians’ pants."

"Yoga means addition - addition of energy, strength and beauty to body, mind and soul."

"We are not our own light."

"The very essence of the creative is its novelty, and hence we have no standard by which to judge it."

"Is there a word halfway between hello and goodbye? Because that’s the word my soul is trying to say."

"I have given my word that only death will take me from you."

"I love my soul to spiritually care for it."

"I am thankful when I am hungry because then I know that when I eat, the food will taste better. Life has taught me that my true contentment rests in hope, and the pleasure itself is secondary. It is self-awareness, not happiness, that maintains peace."

"A person is wise if he listens to millions of advice and doesn't implement any of it."

"Sure, I am funny and have a good sense of humor. Mostly, though, I just tell the truth. The internal dialogue people have in their heads - I just write it."

"If there was a god, I'd still have both nuts."

"If you converted a water fountain into a fire fountain, then you’d have what it takes to stoke the heat I have for you in my heart."

"Your ordinary acts of love and hope point to the extraordinary promise that every human life is of inestimable value."