Random Inspirational Quotes

"I believe I believe I can succeed, and this belief is the foundation for my belief."

"There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating: people who know absolutely everything, and people who know absolutely nothing."

"I have been poisoned in your love and now I need antidote Jacqueline.L.J! <3"

"He’d used the amulet to read my thoughts again. I pictured smacking him in the face."

"What is humor?' one of their professors had posed, and he had answered, ''nondangerous, unexpectedly inappropriate juxtaposition."

"Sometimes it takes ten seconds to see some humor in your dilemmas, sometimes ten years."

"Anger exceeding limits causes fear and excessive kindness eliminates respect."

"To learn a belief without the belief is to sing a song without the tune."

"And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl."

"We do not live to think, but, on the contrary, we think in order that we may succeed in surviving."

"I hope we'll be friends forever, together we'll always be. I don't think you understand just how much you mean to me. And one day when we part our ways, we'll think back to the past and think about how happy we are 'cause our friendship will always last."

"The essential lesson I've learned in life is to just be yourself. Treasure the magnificent being that you are and recognize first and foremost you're not here as a human being only. You're a spiritual being having a human experience."

"Sometimes it's a form of love just to talk to somebody that you have nothing in common with and still be fascinated by their presence."

"A turtle is like a lizard in a bicycle helmet, and I think that’s romantic. That reminds me, I should write a love song called, “Dinner for two—plus one."

"The unexamined life is not worth living."

"On the first day of school, you got to be real careful where you sit. You walk into the classroom and just plunk your stuff down on any old desk, and the next thing you know the teacher is saying, 'I hope you all like where you're sitting, because these are your permanent seats.'"

"Sometimes when I'm alone, I take the pearl from where it lives in my pocket and try to remember the boy with the bread, the strong arms that warded off nightmares on the train, the kisses in the arena."

"Success is a journey, not a destination. The doing is often more important than the outcome."

"But it is the nature of stars to cross, and never was Shakespeare more wrong than when he has Cassius note, ‘The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars / But in ourselves."

"Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times."