Random Inspirational Quotes

"We never know the quality of someone else's life, though we seldom resist the temptation to assume and pass judgement."

"That's what careless words do. They make people love you a little less."

"Problems or successes, they all are the results of our own actions. Karma. The philosophy of action is that no one else is the giver of peace or happiness. One's own karma, one's own actions are responsible to come to bring either happiness or success or whatever."

"I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."

"I love kite surfing and mountain bike riding. It's kind of interesting; my kite surfing ability has probably deteriorated with the rate of Kaggle's success."

"I think anyone who has a passion for what they love to do, and who pursue it, is inspirational for me."

"If we cannot comprehend God in his visible works, how then in his inconceivable thoughts, that call the works into being?"

"Time is a game played beautifully by children."

"When I make love, I make extra, and then I keep it in my pants pockets. Well, not all of it. I give an inappropriate amount to the tax collectors."

"I have never denied my background or my culture. I have taught my child to embrace her Mexican heritage, to love my first language, Spanish, to learn about Mexican history, music, folk art, food, and even the Mexican candy I grew up with."

"But I have learned that you make your own happiness, that part of going for what you want means losing something else. And when the stakes are high, the losses can be that much greater."

"You can resolve to live your life with integrity. Let your credo be this: Let the lie come into the world, let it even triumph. But not through me."

"Hung [10w] Being caught with your pants down is a hanging offense."

"A youth, when at home, should be filial and, abroad, respectful to his elders. He should be earnest and truthful. He should overflow in love to all and cultivate the friendship of the good. When he has time and opportunity, after the performance of these things, he should employ them in polite studies."

"I'm a humor writer, so I don't always present myself in the best light."

"In Western Civilization, our elders are books."

"I don’t believe in the zodiac. Whenever anybody asks me what my sign is, I always say “Yield."

"The one phrase you can use is that success has a thousand fathers, and failure is an orphan."

"Disappointments in love, even betrayals and losses, serve the soul at the very moment they seem in life to be tragedies. The soul is partly in time and partly in eternity. We might remember the part that resides in eternity when we feel despair over the part that is in life."

"Too Much Information You must empty your mind of garbage to let new garbage in."