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"Fact: From quitting smoking to skiing, we succeed to the degree we try, fail, and learn. Studies show that people who worry about mistakes shut down, but those who are relaxed about doing badly soon learn to do well. Success is built on failure."
"Nothing is impossible, Everything should be possible when we trying for achieve the goal"
"The imagination needs moodling,--long, inefficient happy idling, dawdling and puttering."
"This isn't life in the fast lane, it's life in the oncoming traffic."
"I pray, before I die, that I receive the power to believe in fairytales again, Oh' how I would love to laugh and know that God laughed with me."
"There is a reason that all things are as they are, and did you see with my eyes and know with my knowledge, you would perhaps better understand."
"My coffee cup is empty. Why don't you pour your love in and wake up my soul?"
"Create each day anew."
"To respect a mystery is to make way for the answer."
"I'm living a dream I never want to wake up from."
"There are questions I'm still not wise enough to answer, just wise enough to no longer ask."
"Nobody looks at what can’t look. We don’t see what doesn’t see. If love is blind, then so are we, because it’s all around us."
"Sometimes loneliness makes the loudest noise."
"Too Much Information You must empty your mind of garbage to let new garbage in."
"No one person can possibly combine all the elements supposed to make up what everyone means by friendship."
"Love is an emotion experienced by the many and enjoyed by the few."
"Dysfunctional Love We split up not because he or she didn't love us,but because they did love us in the only way they knew how."
"When Old Age Begins Old age seizes center stagewhen more people we love are amidst the deadthan amongst the living."
"25 And the Lord spake unto the Angel that guarded the eastern gate, saying 'Where is the flaming sword that was given unto thee?'26 And the Angel said, 'I had it here only a moment ago, I must have put it down some where, forget my own head next.'27 And the Lord did not ask him again."
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