Random Inspirational Quotes

"Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth."

"FBI vs. CIA When a person works for the FBI for 20 years and retires,he gets a watch.When a person works for the CIA for 20 years and retires,he gets watched.I know this not because I'm in law enforcement or with the NSA ~I know this because I have HBO."

"Remember to always be yourself. Unless you suck."

"I really love to ride my motorcycle. When I want to just get away and be by myself and clear my head, that's what I do."

"As a teacher of fourth-graders in a public school, where corporal punishement was not allowed, she had years of violence stored up and was, truth be told, sort of enjoying letting it out on Kona, who she felt could have been the poster child for the failure of public education."

"Sometimes crying or laughing are the only options left, and laughing feels better right now."

"My mother hoped I would meet a nice doctor or barrister or accountant who would marry me and take me to live in what is now called Fashionable Dublin Four. But she felt that this was a vain hope. I was a bit loud to make a nice professional wife, and anyway, I was too keen on spending my holidays in far flung places to meet any of these people."

"I’m such an alcoholic that I go to church just for communion."

"Childbirth is normal until proven otherwise."

"I have fallen in love with you, and there is no future for us. That you burst into my life suddenly only a short time ago. That it's too fast, too soon, and you will leave the same way you came into my life. I'll turn around one day and you'll be gone."

"You are not your job, you're not how much money you have in the bank. You are not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You are not your fucking khakis. You are all singing, all dancing crap of the world."

"We know very little, and yet it is astonishing that we know so much, and still more astonishing that so little knowledge can give us so much power."

"Hang in there. It is astonishing how short a time it can take for very wonderful things to happen."

"If we could push ajar the gates of life,And stand within, and all God's workings see,We could interpret all this doubt and strife,And for each mystery could find a key.But not today. Then be content, poor heart!God's plans, like lilies pure and white, unfold:We must not tear the close-shut leaves apart--Time will reveal the calyxes of gold."

"Always be friendly, always be kind,Like the most beautiful flower that you can find."

"If money’s the god people worship, I’d rather go worship the devil instead."

"Lend me your ears and you can borrow my mind"

"Anak muda adalah kegelisahan derap langkahnya adalah perubahan."

"All life is only a set of pictures in the brain, among which there is no difference betwixt those born of real things and those born of inward dreamings, and no cause to value the one above the other."

"Fiction reveals truth that reality obscures."