"Trees shaped like deer should not be ridden like benches if they get stuck up in other trees. No hunting farming allowed. Fishing only."
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"Our best teachers do more than impart facts and figures - they inspire and encourage students and instill a true desire to learn. That's a fine art in itself."
"It's probably a bad indicator of your lifestyle when you miss your ex-boyfriend because he's absolutely lethal."
"They say you should know your limits and work within them. But how can you really know your limits unless you try to expand them?"
"The less routine the more life."
"Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times."
"We hold our dreams and ideals close to our hearts, where the promises are made to the future generations."
"Literature is the art of discovering something extraordinary about ordinary people, and saying with ordinary words something extraordinary."
"I love these pet names,"she said, gazing soulfully up into his eyes, "Nitwit. Sap skull. Termagant. How they make my heart flutter!"
"Oh threats of Hell and Hopes of Paradise!One thing at least is certain - This Life flies;One thing is certain and the rest is Lies -The Flower that once has blown forever dies."
"I'd tell them that it gets better. That they may not be able to beat death when their time comes, but they can beat death in life. I know it may not be an easy thing to do, but with the right person by their side they can conquer anything."
"You may lie with your mouth, but with the mouth you make as you do so you none the less tell the truth."
"I had a dream about you. Flowers were overflowing in the cemetery, so we decided to have a picnic there. You brought apple pie, and I brought my Aunt Mildred, who’d been dead for some time and I just hadn’t gotten around to disposing of her body. I thought you’d think me both efficient and romantic, but it turns out you didn’t. You only saw the romantic side of my action."
"Let us rise up and be thankful, for if we didn't learn a lot at least we learned a little, and if we didn't learn a little, at least we didn't get sick, and if we got sick, at least we didn't die; so, let us all be thankful."
"Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake."
"You're imperfect, and you're wired for struggle, but you are worthy of love and belonging."
"...I like stories very much,” the priest said. “They help me understand myself better."
"The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest."
"When the road ahead seems impossible, start the engine"
"There's More Than Two Choices [10w] Don't take the road less traveled;blaze your own path."
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