Random Inspirational Quotes

"A child fish asks mother fish, 'Mother, why cannot we live on the Earth?' Mother fish replied, 'Dear… it is not the place for fish, it is the place for selfish"

"Jesus [10w] "Sorry to keep you hanging,but it's just our nature."

"Every negative...Has a positive side..."

"If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library."

"Revenge [10w] Revenge is a long game;all you need is time."

"Quella vita ch'è una cosa bella, non è la vita che si conosce, ma quella che non si conosce; non la vita passata, ma la futura. Coll'anno nuovo, il caso incomincerà a trattar bene voi e me e tutti gli altri, e si principierà la vita felice. Non è vero?"

"Hope is the motivation that empowers the unemployed, enabling them to get out of bed every single morning with unbounded enthusiasm as they look for work."

"Impossible things are really rough to do, you know."

"I’m willing to die for the woman I love. I just want to take 75 years to do it."

"Remember how it was when we kissed? Armfuls and armfuls of light thrown right at us. A rope dropping down from the sky. How can the word love and the word life even fit in the mouth?"

"He that has doctrinal knowledge and speculation only, without affection, never is engaged in the business of religion."

"That was how it always was with Colleen: No matter how sad she felt, there was always this little bit of hope - like a speck of glitter caught in your eyelash - that never went away, no matter what."

"Nature alone can lead to the understanding of art, just as art brings us back to nature with greater awarness. It is the source of all beauty, since it is the source of all life."

"A King and Queen cannot support a crown with eyes looking down. Their universe expands as far as you can see."

"For those who have made the ultimate sacrifice, we are grateful that such men and women were among us. For those who continue to serve, we honor their commitment. For those who return to civilian life, we honor their service."

"Pun vs. Puny [10w] + {Couplet} "His penis was a pun,judging by the predictable groans.The hours set by innuendos,the seconds by the moans."

"A work of art when placed in a gallery loses its charge, and becomes a portable object or surface disengaged from the outside world."

"Wisdom cannot be stolen - it can only be shared."

"I’m a book lover. I’ve probably already fucked a whole library."

"I always cheer up immensely if an attack is particularly wounding because I think, well, if they attack one personally, it means they have not a single political argument left."