Random Inspirational Quotes

"Movies [10w] Movies were invented to sellbuttery snacks and sugary drinks"

"[Orange] is one of God's favorite colors--- He stuck it right there between red and yellow as the second color in the rainbow. He decorates entire forests with shades of orange every autumn. It shows up in sunrises at the start of the day, sunsets at the end of the day, and in the glow of the moon at the right time of night."

"Le bonheur, c'est continuer à désirer ce que l'on a déjà."

"The truth is like a nipple: the more you twist it, the more somebody is going to get hurt."

"As great scientists have said and as all children know, it is above all by the imagination that we achieve perception, and compassion, and hope."

"Love cannot be forced, love cannot be coaxed and teased. It comes out of heaven, unasked and unsought."

"Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness."

"As I was driving down Beach Blvd., I saw a building that said, "Self Storage,"and I thought, "I wonder if my ego could possibly fit in just one unit."

"Life is like an onion. You peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep."

"It takes a lot of rehearsing for a man to be himself."

"There's always a but. It's a magical word. You can say anything you want, go on for as long as you want, and then all you have to do is add the magic word and instantly everything you said is erased, turned meaningless, just like that."

"I don't think you can define love."

"there's only one truth!"

"By what men think, we create the world around us, daily new."

"Printer's ink has been running a race against gunpowder these many, many years. Ink is handicapped, in a way, because you can blow up a man with gunpowder in half a second, while it may take twenty years to blow him up with a book. But the gunpowder destroys itself along with its victim, while a book can keep on exploding for centuries."

"If you only had 48 hours left to live, would you spend it like you normally spend your weekends? If not, why spend 2/7th of your life wasting your free time? After all, free time isn’t free. Free time is the most expensive time you have, because nobody pays for it but you. But that also makes it the most valuable time you have, as you alone stand to reap the profits from spending it wisely."

"It is time to float on the waters of the night. Time to wrap my arms around this book and press it to my chest, life preserver in a sea of unremarkable men and women, anonymous faces on the street, a hundred thousand unalphabetized things, a million forgotten hours."

"If somebody is not on the same page with me humor wise, I can't give them that."

"Artists who seek perfection in everything are those who cannot attain it in anything."

"Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer."