#booze

"She likes her wine white, and that’s how I like my clam chowder. So chuggable!"

"I drank so much booze I was bamboozled. Alcohol makes my mind as discombobulated as love makes my heart. I’d sure appreciate it if you poured me a large glass of romance."

"I just invented a device that eliminates vice. It looks like a bottle of booze, only it’s empty, because I just drank it."

"I used the boos, and not the booze, as motivation. That led to applause, which I drank up like an alcoholic. I need a refill."

"...you're either gonna spend your life fucking pussy, or taking it to church."

"At church, during communion, they give out free wine. Whoa! Talk about a great place to drink and meet women."