I drank so much booze I was bamboozled. Alcohol makes my min... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I drank so much booze I was bamboozled. Alcohol makes my mind as discombobulated as love makes my heart. I’d sure appreciate it if you poured me a large glass of romance."

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