#cheating

"What irritated me most in that entire situation was the fact that Iwasn’t feeling humiliated, or annoyed, or even fooled. Betrayal waswhat I felt, my heart broken not just by a guy I was in love with, butalso by, as I once believed, a true friend."

"It’s easier to hide your smoking habit on a foggy day. Let that be a lesson for you and your secret lover."

"I would have been a black belt in Karate much sooner, but the store was sold out of Sharpie markers."

"Cheating and lying aren't struggles, they're reasons to break up."

"God is great and God is good,"Lisa says. "But where are the Apache attack helicopters when you need them?"

"They feel life is for the taking, and that everyone deserves happiness no matter what the cost. I must remember these tricks if I ever decide to have my soul surgically removed."

"People generally didn't cheat in good relationships."

"I want to write a song about retaliation called, "Oh Yeah, and I Faked Every Orgasm...While You Were Out of Town."