"He had had a severe shock some weeks earlier, when, having narrowly failed to capture a large grey-brown hare for his dinner, it had stopped at the edge of the forest, looked at him with disdain, and said, 'Well, I hope you're proud of yourself, that's all,' and had scampered off into the long grass"
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"New streets should be Twitter friendly and be named with hashtags up front. I’d build a house on #LoversLane."
"I only have so much willpower, Helen,"he whispered. "And since you apparently sleep in the most ridiculously transparent tank top I've ever seen, I'm going to have to ask you to get under the covers before I do something stupid."
"I had a second friend come over to my house, and do you know what I called her? A refill. If relationships aren’t drinkable, why do we thirst for them so much?"
"Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional."
"One afternoon, when I was four years old, my father came home, and he found me in the living room in front of a roaring fire, which made him very angry. Because we didn't have a fireplace."
"I might be in love with you."He smiles a little. "I'm waiting until I'm sure to tell you, though."
"There Are Two Typos Of People In This World: Those Who Can Edit And Those Who Can’t"
"I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them."