#humorous

"Be generous with your smile and try not to frown.And you will see my children; your smile will never let you down ☺"

"I had a second friend come over to my house, and do you know what I called her? A refill. If relationships aren’t drinkable, why do we thirst for them so much?"

"Never say a humorous thing to a man who does not possess humor. He will always use it in evidence against you."

"Just tell him to keep his hands to himself and his python in his pants."

"I might be in love with you."He smiles a little. "I'm waiting until I'm sure to tell you, though."

"I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them."

"Create your own path.Don't blindly follow the massess... because most of the time the "M"is silent."

"The better organized the state, the duller its humanity."

"One afternoon, when I was four years old, my father came home, and he found me in the living room in front of a roaring fire, which made him very angry. Because we didn't have a fireplace."