#knowledge-education

"God vs. Satan [10w] Why can't God and Satan get along?They're both detail-oriented."

"Got Hate? When a hater cozily whispers shit in your ear about them,what does that say about you?"

"Dysfunctional Love We split up not because he or she didn't love us,but because they did love us in the only way they knew how."

"Depression vs. Death Depression is anger turned within causing misery and hopelessness.Death is hate turned within until it totally eats you alive."

"Gray [10w] Since gray's the 'new black' things aren't black and white."

"Six-Pack [10w] A six-pack of beer's inversely proportional to six-pack of abs."

"Evolution of Love [10w] Love evolved from when one monkey handed another a blossom."

"Dressed to Kill [10w] At fashionable parties,vegetarians should not be dressed to kill."

"Gypsy When one gypsy spits on you, its disgusting;when two do, it's suspicious;when three do, you're late to a gypsy wedding."

"The Stink of Hate {Couplet} When haters write they raise a stink;must be the venom coursing through their ink."

"Death [10w] What the the dying most resent is life goes on."

"Prolific [10w] "Perhaps I'm prolific because I believe creativity can forestall death."

"How they Measure Self-Worth in Fort Worth: Actual Texas Hooker Quote (the irony is priceless!) "Quit fucking acting like y'alls have me all figured outand don't you ever, EVER, lump me into the category of your trashy hooker girlfriend who charges $100/hr. for full service. Shit, I charge $200 minimum now ~because after the year of being at the bottom I know my self worth."

"Spirochetes [10w] + {Couplet} Even amongst the spirochetes,there are the privileged and elites."

"you=""are=""what=""eat"=""[10w]=""That's why I've become a pizza with a pussy topping."

"A-New-Year's-a-Comin' [10w] A new year is coming!Let's all make new mistakes!"

"Hope for the Heartbroken A broken heartremains in piecesbut learns to love againwith every fragment."

"Fulfillment [10w] Sometime fulfillment goes beyond the date Amazon delivers your order."

"Winning vs. Losing [10w] Too often the cost of winning is losing your soul."

"Moment of Truth 'Moment of truth' is derived fromthe Spanish momento de la verdad, that Hemingway epiphanous moment when the matador is about to kill the bull. Now it means the moment you realize you won't make it back to the parking meter before it expires ~sometimes expressed as, Motherfucker!"