#love

"Her love was like cigarette smoke stirred into coffee. I drank it so fast it made me cough, but she’s not offering a refill at any price."

"I was always a fan of the old-style comics. I loved vaudeville. I loved Milton Berle, Dick Shawn, Phyllis Diller, Don Rickles, Charlie Callas, all those guys. Hilarious. I love the Bing Crosby and Bob Hope movies, and Abbott & Costello. My television influences were 'Monty Python's Flying Circus,' 'Benny Hill,' and 'Hee Haw.'"

"I take thee at thy word:Call me but love, and I'll be new baptized;Henceforth I never will be Romeo."

"Love is tender, like the pot roast I’m keeping warm in my shoes."

"Caregivers attract caregivers and live in a community of love. They are energized by their caring, fulfilled, and they love life. Caretakers attract caretakers and live in the company of resentful victims who see themselves as misused and are fatigued from constant giving with no return."

"They didn’t agree on much. In fact, they didn’t agree on anything. They fought all the time and challenged each other ever day. But despite their differences, they had one important thing in common. They were crazy about each other."

"Throw your dreams into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back, a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country."

"You make the rest of the beautiful things in the world cry for even trying at all. You make it hard for me to breathe."

"Did you think you could stop me? I'll burn the world down to save her."

"You are the love, the lover, and the beloved."

"When in Doubt [10w] If your relationship becomes stagnant,set fire to her dress."

"Everything hurts right now and nothing is helping because as the pain is getting worse — so is the love."

"Over [10w] It's never ever over because the fat lady can't sing."

"Tonight I saw myself in the dark window asthe image of my father, whose lifewas spent like this,thinking of death, to the exclusionof other sensual matters,so in the end that lifewas easy to give up, sinceit contained nothing: evenmy mother's voice couldn't make himchange or turn backas he believedthat once you can't love another human beingyou have no place in the world."

"Physics isn't the most important thing. Love is."

"Find a beautiful piece of art. If you fall in love with Van Gogh or Matisse or John Oliver Killens, or if you fall love with the music of Coltrane, the music of Aretha Franklin, or the music of Chopin - find some beautiful art and admire it, and realize that that was created by human beings just like you, no more human, no less."

"Often it is the most deserving people who cannot help loving those who destroy them."

"String several words together in a sentence and you have a language necklace. My I love you would look great with your favorite red dress."

"Nevada Haiku 'Happens in Vegasstays in Vegas', long as youpay hos to shut up."

"If you want to find happiness, find gratitude."