#master-key

"Hermits vs. Rising Real Estate Costs [10w] Hermits can no longer afford a cabin in the woods."

"Indiscernible Love [10w] True love's so effortless, others can hardly see it's happening."

"Winning vs. Losing [10w] Too often the cost of winning is losing your soul."

"DNA [10w] DNA's the last hope of our species,spiraling to extinction."

"Eyes of Heaven To see through the eyes of heavenis to look upon your fellow manand only see the good in him."

"Chase vs. Choose Happiness If you chase after happiness, it may escape you.If you choose happiness, it may take your house away.Both chasing and choosing have their hazards ~but they're less risky than waiting for happiness to find you.Remember, happiness is a lazy ass motherfuckerthat doesn't go on search and rescue missions."

"Say This to Her/Him and Just See What Happens... *I want to kiss you in places I've never kissed you before."

"Amazon.com Amazon.com is the Church of Consumer Capitalismwhose ethics demands we know the price of everything,the value of absolutely nothing of true moral valueand most importantly ~Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought."

"The Poet's Limitless Imagination [10w] The stringy shit from my goldfish turns him into a kite."

"Western Hypocricy I laugh at the hypocrisy of this western world that only expects the Muslims and Jews to act more Christian, while they continueto revel in the carnage of their heathen ways."

"Dammit Goddammit' Defined [10w] Damned if you do and damned if you don't double-bind."

"Marriage [10w] The only thing better than forgiveness in marriage is forgetfulness."

"Obscenity [10w] Obscenity's undefinable becauseeverything that occurs in nature is natural."

"Love [10w] Love is a time machineset to your perfect present"

"To Trend or Not to Trend I've had a thousand trending poems,they were rarely my best.Evoking empathy and shared feelingis the poet's only true test."

"Mended [10w] {Couplet} If the recently mended heart,breaks again, it shall not start."

"Broken Heart [10W] The broken heart becomes volcanic, forever rumbling anddispersing ash."

"Entrepreneurs [10w] A man should be judged by the companyhe sells."

"Valentine's Day 1 [10w] Valentine's Day affirms the promise that love can be sustained."

"Genocide [10w] Genocide is the runaway bride once death becomes the bridegroom."