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"American Foreign Policy [10w] Foreign Policy requires dealing from the bottom of the deck."
"The Albanian Art of Subtle Seduction [10w] "You have an amazing mind now show me your tits."
"Nevada Haiku 'Happens in Vegasstays in Vegas', long as youpay hos to shut up."
"Becoming [10w] We're a becoming whose final shape is unknown to all."
"Got Hate? When a hater cozily whispers shit in your ear about them,what does that say about you?"
"Measuring Love The only scientist who can measure love is the onewho's in love with another scientist."
"Endless Childhood [10w] + {Couplet} Put off summer's endAnd adulthood's vexingburdens shall suspend."
"New York Haiku "My monthly rent checkis more than you will make inyour fucking lifetime."
"Soar Like a Pigeon [10w] Better be a pigeon than an eagle with Indians around."
"O God O God I love you.I worship you, I need you.Everything I am is because of you.Everything.O God I hate you."
"What is Hate? [10w] Hate is merely love hiding behind the mask of envy."
"Narcissist, Assholes and Immunization Narcissists and assholes are immunized by their egos and sense of entitlement against the criticisms, grievances and resentments of others."
"The Delinquent Girl Chronicles Ages 7-11: Skip ropeAges 12-16: Skip classAge 17: Skip periodAge 18: Skip coming homeAge 19: Skip town"
"Twittersweeet [10w] Finding Twitter followers' like fishing in a lake of fisherman."
"Enough [10w] Enough's the only thing most people can't get enough of."
"What lies beneath the Semblance? What lies beneath the semblance.What lies beneath the semblance of lies.What lies beneath the semblance of lies!Lies lie beneath her semblance.Lies lie beneath her semblance.Lies, lies and more lies!"
"I'm Not Talking About Fruitcake [10w] The greatest gifts are the ones that can be regifted."
"Kill Buddha's Hairdresser [10w] I'd like to meet Buddha's hairdresser and shoot the prick."
"That Jesus Kinda' Love [20w] What people do for the loveof their Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ,I wouldn't do for my fucking mother."