#master-key

"Meek [10w] Blessed are the meek, for they've learned how to duck."

"Chase vs. Choose Happiness If you chase after happiness, it may escape you.If you choose happiness, it may take your house away.Both chasing and choosing have their hazards ~but they're less risky than waiting for happiness to find you.Remember, happiness is a lazy ass motherfuckerthat doesn't go on search and rescue missions."

"Compassion and Self-Neglect [10w] Compassionate people know how to care of everybody but themselves."

"Fashion [10w] Clothes makes the man.Fashion, above all, makes the President."

"Upgrading [10w] Promise them the worldto get the universe in return."

"Mended [10w] {Couplet} If the recently mended heart,breaks again, it shall not start."

"Cheeky Poets [10w] Remember 'poetry' lies between 'pitiful' and 'poop' in the dictionary."

"Note to Self: Patent #10w Diving Mask for fish filled with water when oceans disappear."

"Cancer [10w] It's odd that the cancer that kills you is you."

"Ethical Dilemma of an Ascending Body [10w] + [10w] You can't ascend a ladderwithout rungs to push back;you can't climb a staircasewithout stairs to step on."

"Irish-Gaelic Wife-Fooking Proverb The truth can't be concealedI fooked your Caitlin from behind,because you can never plow a field by just turning it over in your mind.By the way, Caitlin's last words, before sucking me cock, were"Me husband's balls smells like ballyblue cheese, ahhhhhh, Éirinn go Brách!"

"Don't Mess with the Queen {Couplet} The first man harnessing the secrets of fireCannot compare with the revelation of your sovereign ire."

"Patriotism [10w] Patriotism for the rich is a subtle synonym for profiteering."

"Obscenity [10w] Obscenity's undefinable becauseeverything that occurs in nature is natural."

"Rhode Island State Motto Hope.Not much here but at least we have Family Guy."

"DNA [10w] DNA's the last hope of our species,spiraling to extinction."

"Bruges Belgium Haiku Behind a stack of grey Lego bricksyou wheeze up Belfry's 366 stepsand don't see a single bat."

"Accurs'd McDonalds, I Bite my Thumb at Thee! {Couplet} Let vex'd heavens rant and rage,This here McNigga slave ain't workin' for no McMinimum wage."

"Poetry as Conspiracy [10w] A poem is unspoken conspiracy between the reader and poet."

"Hatred is a Simple Child Hatred is a simple child nurtured and coddled in a raging heart and then released into a crowd of innocents wearing a suicide vest."