#master-key

"Evil Thoughts [10w] Believing 'You're either with us or against us' is evil."

"New York Haiku "My monthly rent checkis more than you will make inyour fucking lifetime."

"Beyond the Place of Turning Back ↺ "Sometimes I wish to fly so far sou⇟hit's stars beyond the place of turning back↺"

"How to Get Girls into Bed When I take a new girl out on a dateI tell them I slipped poison into their wineand the antidote is on my penis."

"2 Rules on Becoming a Good Poet [10w] Rule#1: Never write shitty poetry.Rule#2: Never forget Rule #1."

"Switch Hitter [10w] Aphorisms are penned in my left brain,poetry, my right."

"Arches National Park, Utah BloodshotZiggurats of rock against unbending sky,sandstone fins and eyes of ancient earth behemoth.Your windows wedged by cosmic hands of rain and melting snow, of frost and ice, of gravity and geologic time, patient and untiring,self-possessed like a child's perception of endless summer."

"Ars Poetica: Write Poetry on a Black Slate Poetry should be written on a black slate of imagination,the poet artfully allowing images to emerge from the dark."

"In a True Global World... [10w] Famous people should be allowed to travel without a passport."

"ESL New immigrantswho've taken ESL (English as a Second Language),will always misunderstand sarcasm ~but those fuckers sure as shit enjoy the prices at Walmart."

"Busch Beer: Head for the mountains... [10w] ...and fall off the precipice shitfaced."

"The Rubik's Cube of Omár my Mán A Key of Coke underneath the Bough,A Jug of Jack, a Brick of Hash ~ Newsflash:'Now who the fuck needs Thou'."

"Earth Smile The lip of the mountain smiles ochrewhen the drumming raindrops take root.Pigments from yellow to deep orange to brown,form crowns of light, mirrors reflecting fire ~the ire in the earth, the smirk of the dirt."

"Before It's Too Late [10w] Life's too transient to waste time hating ~plot revenge now!"

"Oxford, England Haiku City shrouded in fogand within the blinding mist we found each other."

"Kill Buddha's Hairdresser [10w] I'd like to meet Buddha's hairdresser and shoot the prick."

"Fighting For Your Life [10w] 'Everything will be alright,'doesn't mean we stop the fight."

"Poetry in a Bottle [10w] If you could bottle poetry you'd have one addictive drink."

"Contiguous vs. Continuous Identity Identity's only preserved in death;in life it is ever-changing."

"A Tad Old Fashioned [10w] "Save all your sighing and swooning for the 18th Century, bitch."