#master-key

"A Prayer God, be my light in pitch-black night;Show me the path from wrong to rightThat I might in Your hands be delivered later,Having eclipsed myself to become something greater."

"That Jesus Kinda' Love [20w] What people do for the loveof their Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ,I wouldn't do for my fucking mother."

"Switch Hitter [10w] Aphorisms are penned in my left brain,poetry, my right."

"Unless you're a lesbian... [10w] Feminism is not a sustainable position without giving up love."

"Seduction [10w] Seduction comes from our innate instincts for hunting and killing."

"Too Much Information You must empty your mind of garbage to let new garbage in."

"Minimum Wage [10w] Even trained bears couldn't bear working for bare minimum wage."

"Socrates [10w] "I know less than you.That's how smart I am!"

"Spineless [10w] There are more spineless men on the planet than jellyfish."

"Love [10w] Love is a time machineset to your perfect present"

"Transubstantiation [10w] Transubstantiate digression into confessionand drink from poetry's Holy Grail."

"BFF, My Ass ~ It's a Jungle Out There! About one-third of all marriages are procured by sabotaging your best friend's happiness."

"Pussy [10w] Her pussy was heaven's gate and the backdoor of hell."

"Mythbusters [10w] Snipers will assure you safety in numbers is a myth."

"The Jewish NOW There's no time like the present ~but in the future,who can say?"

"Hypocrisy [10w] Religion without hypocrisy doesn't exist;that's man's imperfection, not God's."

"Poets Be Realists! Poets be realists!It's O.K. to keep your jobs ~just don't quit your day dreams."

"The 'Ugly' Poet [10w] Poets develop cleverness with wordsto compensate for their unattractiveness."

"Premature Evacuation [10w] I've stopped all my relationships short,not unlike this poem."

"Self-Motivation [10w] "Today I'll do something more extraordinarythan I did yesterday."