#master-key

"Patriotism [10w] Patriotism for the rich is a subtle synonym for profiteering."

"Good Egg [10w] Picking up the pieces is the responsibilty of the egg."

"Nursing Homes [10w] Nursing homes are house haunted by the living and half-dead."

"Long Term Relationships [10w] Long term relationships should begin and end with a laugh."

"My Secret for Out-of-the-Box-Thinking To help me writein my signature out-of-the-box style,I sit in front of my humidifier that I've filled up with Grey Goose vodka.My humidifier is now at Underwriters Laboratoriesin a 12-Step Programand buddied up with a de-humidifier."

"Note to Self: Patent #10w Diving Mask for fish filled with water when oceans disappear."

"Wherefore Art Thou, William [10w] Every Shakespeare mouse 'tis tim'rous and every lover 'tis fuck'd."

"Soup [10w] Never marry anyone who eats their soup with a ladle."

"Coffee Wisdom [2] For a real manthe only thing better than the scent of pussyis the smell of freshly ground coffee."

"Dating Asian Her Kung Fu style was not too bad,but at doggie style she had me had."

"Breaking with Tradition is Tradition You can take the poem outside of tradition,but you can't take tradition out of the poem."

"Louisiana Dynamite Fishin' {10w] "Uncle Jimbo sez, if dey don't float it ain't fishin'."

"Straight Men vs. Curved Women [10w] 'Straight' men who approach 'curved' women must'mind the gap'."

"Grandma's Advice on Ambition "Children, if you aim for the stars you'll be impaled by small meteorites and become toast."

"Goose Neck [10w] Whenever a goose has a car accident, the traffic sucks."

"Il Principe 2015: Lesson 1 - The Balls If humility is what's all important to your adversary,humble yourself before him,and you've got him by the balls."

"The Phenomenon of Life {Couplet} The potter's some man of clay who's molding clay,a robot making an automaton;Every day we recreate ourselves from what bricks we're made,how wondrous life's phenomenon!"

"Vices [10w] Cultivate vices;to be without them is not to be."

"Don't Quit ❣ Don't quit on love and it won't bail on you."

"Athens, Texas Haiku Blackeyed Pea Capital of the World.Yup, just another shithole."