#master-key

"Knocked-Up Kinda' Loven Marry, me, marry me, marry me,You better say, 'affirmative',Cuz you stuck a bun in my ovenand you haven't an alternative."

"Reconstruction of Japan After World War II [10w] 'I am what I plan'became the motto of modern-Japan."

"What's a Proper Tribute to Robin Williams? [10w] When funnymen die is to better to laugh or cry?"

"Ars Poetica: Write Poetry on a Black Slate Poetry should be written on a black slate of imagination,the poet artfully allowing images to emerge from the dark."

"Mind Maneuvers When we hear something unflattering,our mind doesn't fully process it.When we hear a compliment,the mind goes into overdriveand tend to read too much into it."

"Beyond the Place of Turning Back ↺ "Sometimes I wish to fly so far sou⇟hit's stars beyond the place of turning back↺"

"Dating Asian Her Kung Fu style was not too bad,but at doggie style she had me had."

"Genocide [10w] Genocide is the runaway bride once death becomes the bridegroom."

"Miracle [10w] The greatest unacknowledged miracle is man has lasted this long."

"❞ [10w] "Let's cuddle like a quotation mark filling a blank page."

"Rationalize [10w] Man needs an apt aphorism to rationalize his ruthless actions."

"Second Opinions My doctor told me I have pancreatic cancer and have 2 months to live.I asked him about getting a second opinion.The Doc said, 'No problem.'He thought for a second and said,'I think the Boston Red Sox are going to win the series again this year."

"In a True Global World... [10w] Famous people should be allowed to travel without a passport."

"Vapers I bought a vape pen from a vaporium.The vapologist advised meto get the model with the refillable vape tank.When the fuck did smoking become so vapid?"

"you=""are=""what=""eat"=""[10w]=""That's why I've become a pizza with a pussy topping."

"In the Future [1]: (criminals) In the future we're going to find a wayto turn criminals into wordsand then place them in parentheses."

"Biggest Problem with 10w [10w] The biggest problem with aphorisms is people believe they're true."

"Why We Need Smart People [10w] We need smart people to call other smart people morons."

"My Sweet Home, Alabama If it grows, it sticks, if it crawls, it bites,if it's outside, it rusts,if it's ornery, it fights,if it's a dawg, it barks.if its a possum, it feignsif it's a buggy, it squeals,if it's winter, it's summer,If it's slimy, it's eels.If it ain't Dixie, it won't do,so let's fix to get piss drunkand lynch us another nigger and Jew."

"Lost & Found of Love We cannot forfeit what was not truly ours to begin with.You can only lose yourself in the heartbreak of love lostand find yourself againinthe miracle of love regained."