#master-key

"Make It Happen!!! [10w] Don't wait for someone to fall in love with you."

"Eckhart Tolle for Sociopaths The foundation for all abundance is having more cool shit than your neighbor."

"Cinco de Mayo [10w] What day do the dead party to celebrate the living?"

"Taste [10w] + [10w] "If you have sophisticated taste, you like what I like.If you're a Neanderthal, you will love what I hate."

"There's More Than Two Choices [10w] Don't take the road less traveled;blaze your own path."

"Alone [10w] Alone in bed because of three wordsI hadn't said."

"Democracy, Really [10w] A democracy is free to replace one tyranny with another."

"Mythbusters [10w] Snipers will assure you safety in numbers is a myth."

"What Ever Happened to Stupid? [10w] ‘I’m only human’,has become everybody’s license to fuck up."

"Senility [10w] Senility's like a bottle of Coke that lost its bubbles."

"Poorly Hidden [10w] We're incapable of hiding arrogance, ambition or being in love."

"Chlorophylia [10w] + {Couplet} Few things amaze as the paletteof the autumn blaze."

"My Secret for Out-of-the-Box-Thinking To help me writein my signature out-of-the-box style,I sit in front of my humidifier that I've filled up with Grey Goose vodka.My humidifier is now at Underwriters Laboratoriesin a 12-Step Programand buddied up with a de-humidifier."

"What is Love? [10w] Love is the stubborn desire to find permanencein impermanence."

"Regret [10w] Regret's more about lost opportunities than about paths we've chosen."

"Angels vs. Fools [10w] Au contraire: Angels rush in where fools fear to tread."

"Err [10w] My dear, "To err is human — to forgive, to redefine."

"Mind's Eye What vain man is not a hero in his mind's eye;What egoist not the protagonist upon which the world revolves?"

"The Machismo Motto [10w] "When we are not hard as nails we get screwed."

"Dogs [10w] Dogs never lie about love,but occasionally fake an orgasm."