"Six-Pack [10w] A six-pack of beer's inversely proportional to six-pack of abs."
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"Jesus Christ Hiaku Jesus Christget a job already.You're killing your mother!"
"Pushkin When Pushkin came to Shovekin all hell broke loose."
"9/11 Haiku: Rudy Giuliani, Mayor of New York "Now you boxcutter, Iraqi Pete, camel fuckersreally pissed me off!"
"Facebook's New Marketing Slogan "We can only be lonesome together.900,000,000 served."
"Writer's Block [10w] Every writer's block is surrounded by a million other possibilities."
"Words of Wisdom [10w] Words of wisdom worth saying wouldfit on a T-shirt.@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::"
"Embalming [10w] Injecting baking soda whitens, freshens, and softens the dearly departed."
"Western Hypocricy I laugh at the hypocrisy of this western world that only expects the Muslims and Jews to act more Christian, while they continueto revel in the carnage of their heathen ways."
"Predestination [10w] 'Twas predestined that I'd call predestination a crock of shit."
"Simply Fabulous Haiku If I write fablesam I a fabulist orsimply fabulous?"
"Virtual Reality [10w] The only thing better than reality is perfected virtual reality."
"Finding Fault [10w] + {Couplet} We find in others faultWhenever our wounds perceives salt."
"Thorny Love [10w] A thorn by any other name would hurt as much."
"Humans vs. Monkeys [10w] + [10w] Baby monkeys are much more clever than a human babies.Human babies leap ahead because of their capacity for language."
"Sometimes it's Love and Sometimes the... [10w] ...tingling sensation of excitement, happiness, and nervousnessis jock itch."
"California Haiku "After my boob jobI'm taking acting lessons.Fuck's fifty, no anal."
"Bruges Belgium Haiku Behind a stack of grey Lego bricksyou wheeze up Belfry's 366 stepsand don't see a single bat."
"In and Out [10w] Our infant blanket in the externalization of our mother's womb.ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ Intruth, we should be married under,sling our newborn babiesinand after deathbe shrouded in the same infant blanketwe were taken home from the hospital in."
"Inspiration vs. Plagiarism [10w] Inspiration is improving on another's idea;plagiarism is copy/paste piracy."