#master-key

"Curse of the Ageing Woman {Couplet} I'm a wallflower, bluestocking, left on the Shelf, When you're beyond one's sell-by date, you've left by yourself,"

"Dating Asian Her Kung Fu style was not too bad,but at doggie style she had me had."

"Six Minus Three Degrees of Stupidation [10w] Three degrees of stupid:stupidstupid squaredstupid stupid stupid"

"Ode to a Wastepaper Basket I love the way you sit in the corner,gracious like a lover,catching my every crumpled vanity."

"Alaska State Motto North to the Future.We got highest rape and STD-rate in the nation."

"The Cure [10w] Laughter, love and faith can cure 95% of all illnesses."

"Don’t Let the Dead Fish Fool You [10w] Even the eyes of a dead fish can reflect light."

"Self-Contempt [10w] Self-contempt is calling yourself collect and refusing to accept the charges."

"Socrates [10w] "I know less than you.That's how smart I am!"

"Telekinetic Poker Players Telekinetic poker players have a tell when they're bluffing:they always raise you."

"Grandma's Advice on Ambition "Children, if you aim for the stars you'll be impaled by small meteorites and become toast."

"Brownie Mix [10w] + {Couplet} Betwixt hell and the River Styx,I'll be shitting bricks."

"Detonation vs. Pre-Ignition [10w] Poets have thin skins;physicists call this differential burn rates."

"Dogs [10w] Dogs never lie about love,but occasionally fake an orgasm."

"Government Intrusion [10w] + {Couplet} America's biggest illusion is the beliefthey're free from government intrusion."

"Stampede [10w] Her stampede of wild emotions broke down everything once stable."

"Still Hangin' in the Child Hood [20w] You can spend an entire lifetime trying to be a child again,or never lose your childhood to begin with."

"Good Egg [10w] Picking up the pieces is the responsibilty of the egg."

"Creation "I shake my fist and there's bang.Stars sift like sand through my fingers;each swirl of my wrist a galaxy,every kiss imbued with a bit of me."

"Seafood My body's just a shell,the world is my oyster ~and I'm getting a whale of appetiteright now for some delicious seafood ."