#master-key

"Barnum & Bailey Circus: The Greatest Show on Earth... ...when you can't afford Cirque du Soleil."

"Scientific Discovery [10w] The greatest scientific discoveries were madelooking at the overlooked."

"Somalia Haiku For a Somalian, heaven's drawing water from a well in an earthen pot."

"Invisible Attraction What's invisible to the eye is that as you move towards love,love moves towards you."

"The Game Is Afoot God's buried eight jewels within my soul.Life's game is,'Remove each gem, yet find me whole.'The clue is,"Eight is one, and one is eight,no jewel's more precious,all equally great."

"The Written Word The only thing I hold dearer than myself(and my moms, yo') ~is the written word.I'd give my life for that bitch, (yo'.)"

"Promising vs. Promises A promising life comes from a childhood without broken promises."

"Mmm Mmm Good Gimmick Campbell's Soup announced todayit's introducing 'QWERTY' soupfor our more computer literate children.Who are they kidding?They're just relabeling the old Alphabet Soup."

"Pale Oak Leaves Scatter Pale oak leaves scatteraround my father's grave."For this I pay $30/month maintenance?"

"A Dream Come True [10w] A dream come true is a nightmare in the making."

"A Frog in my Throat I had me frog in my throat.I swallowed hard and it croaked.Tasted like shit.Next time I get me a frog in my throat,my snooty French boyfriend better wash his dick with soap."

"Poet and the Fool {Couplet} {Limerick} The fool does his ego inflate,much like a poet does his oeuvre overrate.But the truth of the matter is that neither shit matters;harsh reality shall both nitwits deflate."

"Memory Foam [10w] She had an ass like an elephants memoryfoam pillow."

"BFF, My Ass ~ It's a Jungle Out There! About one-third of all marriages are procured by sabotaging your best friend's happiness."

"What is Love? [10w] Love is the stubborn desire to find permanencein impermanence."

"Your Poem A poem is a waking dream.If your poem is shit,then it was a fucking nightmare."

"Government Intrusion [10w] + {Couplet} America's biggest illusion is the beliefthey're free from government intrusion."

"The Refugee I packed my car with cash and valuablesand headed for the border.At the first checkpoint they took my cash.At the second they took my valuables.At the border they took my car and my shoes.I walked barefoot the last 100 feet to freedom,and was greeted with open arms by a person I didn't recognize.In time I discovered that strangerwas the me they could not take from me."

"God Created [10w] Lips were created to kiss and hands to make peace."

"Love on Fire [10w] A man in love cannot see fire or smell smoke."