#master-of-love

"Genocide [10w] Genocide is the runaway bride once death becomes the bridegroom."

"Mind Maneuvers When we hear something unflattering,our mind doesn't fully process it.When we hear a compliment,the mind goes into overdriveand tend to read too much into it."

"Russian, Metafizicheskiy-poshlost This is the humorous metaphysical banality like watching Tolstoy's wife, Sophia, nag her husband about leaving borscht stains on the table linen. The resulting discombobulation totally messed up the ending of Anna Karenina."

"Don't Mess with the Queen {Couplet} The first man harnessing the secrets of fireCannot compare with the revelation of your sovereign ire."

"Hidden [10w] God hides enough happiness in sadness to light the world."

"Wheels of Change Discontentment is the wheels of change.You can either add some grease to bring about change faster,or run in front of them in protest,and be crushed by them."

"Why Don't You Practice What You Preach [10w] The reason I teach and preach?In order to learn."

"Crawling Backwards [10w] Crawling backwards is the hardwired wisdom of crabs and survivors."

"Speak to the Head [10w] + {Couplet} Tis of no fucking availTo speak to the tail."

"Pamela Anderson Haiku Ben Stillerbeds Pamela Anderson.My alarm clock rings"

"What Women Want [10w] What women want is a feeling of security with abs."

"Regret vs. Good Times "If I had to regret the good times I spent with every lover who eventually disillusioned me,my love life would be reduced to ten seconds."

"Life is like a sandwich!Birth as one slice,and death as the other.What you put in-between the slices is up to you.Is your sandwich tasty or sour?Allan Rufus.org"

"La Récolteuse de la Mort Je suis la Récolteuse de la Mort et ~vous êtes ce que je viens pour les!"

"Hellman's Mayonnaise: Bring out the Hellman's and bring out the best... ...artery clogger since Burger King’s Triple Whopper with Cheese."

"Money [10w] The root of all evil has a well earned reputation."

"Darkness Darkness is a decision the light cannot dissuade."

"Rhode Island State Motto Hope.Not much here but at least we have Family Guy."

"Comments Being the first to comment on a poem,is like breaking a bottle of champagneagainst the hull of a new ship."

"Voodoo I'm phobic about pins and needles.Can I just stick a voodoo doll in the microwave?"