#master-of-love

"Suicide It's ironic that suicide, an act of cowardice,requires you overcome the all powerful instinct of self-preservation ~and thereby it's transformed into an act of bravery.On the other hand, the survivors would argue, an act of stupidity ~which many acts of bravery ultimately are."

"Steer Clear [10w] Avoid alliances with anyone who's more to gain than you."

"Sometimes it's Love and Sometimes the... [10w] ...tingling sensation of excitement, happiness, and nervousnessis jock itch."

"Money vs. Happiness [10w] Why do people with money say,'money can't buy happiness'?"

"Paranoid Realist Perspective [10w] "I've conquered all my enemies except for the real ones."

"Becoming [10w] We're a becoming whose final shape is unknown to all."

"Preparation [10w] Hope for the best, but prepare for your insufferable wife."

"How to Treat Your Lover {Couplet} If you want to learn how your lover best to treat,Pretend each time is the last time you'll ever meet."

"Selfie [10w] For the millennial generationa selfie is a family portrait."

"Your Poem A poem is a waking dream.If your poem is shit,then it was a fucking nightmare."

"Don't Quit ❣ Don't quit on love and it won't bail on you."

"❞ [10w] "Let's cuddle like a quotation mark filling a blank page."

"Flattery [10w] Flattery is the only passport that will get you everywhere"

"What is the Meaning of Life? [10w] {3} To create its meaning every day we live and love."

"Argument [10w] Argue for the sake of resolutionnot for arguments sake.."

"Cookie Cutter Criticism A critic tried to fit my sense of humor in a cookie cutter,but it wouldn't fit his preconceived shape of what comedy should be.So he pressed harder, and harder and harder until the cookie cutter cut a cookie shaperight through the palm of his hand.It doesn't hurt anymore when the critic tries to slap me in the face.There's no more hot-air resistance."

"Goat Fucking for Dummies You gently fuck a female goat ~you got to ram the malesto make any progress."

"Sumerian Haiku Sumerian whoregrabs my wedge, says: 'I love aman in cuneiform."

"Kaddish Kaddish for Mrs. Ginsbergis not Kaddish,For your mom raised a Buddhistand mine raised a Jew.You'll zazen for your loss,I'll daven for mine.I do not belittle your loss,your grief is no less than mine.But by abandoning your tribe, אלון,Who now will say Kaddish for you?"

"The Poet's Job [10w] + {Couplet} Trigger memory, explode an emotion;the poet must create commotion....................................................­....................."