#master-of-love

"Lost Love [10w] + {Couplet} Lost love's the season of mists,Though they are gone, memory persists."

"Recollection [10w] Recollection recategorize memoriesby sorting them out into different collections."

"Kill Buddha's Hairdresser [10w] I'd like to meet Buddha's hairdresser and shoot the prick."

"Ageing [10w] There's no such thing as age -- only degrees of opacity."

"A Frog in my Throat I had me frog in my throat.I swallowed hard and it croaked.Tasted like shit.Next time I get me a frog in my throat,my snooty French boyfriend better wash his dick with soap."

"How to Get Girls into Bed When I take a new girl out on a dateI tell them I slipped poison into their wineand the antidote is on my penis."

"*"Maybe the whole point of my life is to make you feel more alive."

"Invisible Attraction What's invisible to the eye is that as you move towards love,love moves towards you."

"Rules of Etiquette [10w] Rules of etiquette are pretend manners for the lower classes."

"Suicide Note [10w] "Don't ask why I committed suicide.Question why everybody doesn’t."

"National Rifle Association Credo [10w] God gave us two hands to holdan assault rifle."

"Iran [10w] In Teheran daylight dawnswith minarets against skies of bronze."

"New Year's Revolving Door [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} 2015's revolution commences with the overthrow of New Year's resolution.Seek not absolutionfor our weak character's immune to evolution."

"Double-Dipping [10w] Double-dip in righteousness and delight in the here and herafter."

"Vapers I bought a vape pen from a vaporium.The vapologist advised meto get the model with the refillable vape tank.When the fuck did smoking become so vapid?"

"Thai-kus From the dark starfishof the 300 Baht whoremy white sperm bubbles.Reclining BuddhaBirds nest in your golden ears.What wisdom they hear."

"The 'Ugly' Poet [10w] Poets develop cleverness with wordsto compensate for their unattractiveness."

"Integrity [10w] There’s no indignity men of integrity aren’t willing to endure."

"Show Up [10w] I've waited for you all my life ~show up already!"

"Too Beautiful for Words [10w] + [10w] When nature presents us with miracles too beautiful for words,it is either a mountain, a beach, or a baby."