#master-of-love

"Dialogue Knowledge compromises its truthonce it ceases to be a dialogue."

"Expectation [10w] Eyes that see with expectation lieby not querying, 'Why."

"Pacifism There's nothing like seeing action in war to turn a soldier into an instant pacifist or an instant killer."

"Scissor, Paper, Rock [10w] When time acts like a scissor,react like a rock."

"Embalming [10w] Injecting baking soda whitens, freshens, and softens the dearly departed."

"Casualties of War The casualties of war are far, far morethan those lying dead on the battlefield floor."

"Men Be Forewarned! [20w] A man caught in the embrace of the wrong womanis like having his penis caught in a bear trap."

"Rationalize [10w] Man needs an apt aphorism to rationalize his ruthless actions."

"Lowbrows vs. Highbrows If you show something lowbrow to a highbrow does it wind up becoming crusty eye caca?"

"Finally, I Know Who I Am You are what you eat.~ Ludwig Andreas FeuerbachWe become what we think about.~ Earl NightingaleI'm a Horny Pizza!"

"Maine State Motto Dirigo. [10]You won't find no niggers here, eh."

"La Récolteuse de la Mort Je suis la Récolteuse de la Mort et ~vous êtes ce que je viens pour les!"

"Words of Wisdom [10w] Words of wisdom worth saying wouldfit on a T-shirt.@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@­:::::"

"Madness [10w] Madness isn't an objective state,it is a cultural bias."

"Avery If a boy named Avery marries a girl named Avery,will they name or just label their children?"

"Gone to the Dogs [10w] All ideals corrupt into ideology to sustain the social order."

"Hate Recycle Bin When you empty your hate recycle binit frees up more memory to write even better poetry.Just try it and tell me this isn't true!"

"Six Minus Three Degrees of Stupidation [10w] Three degrees of stupid:stupidstupid squaredstupid stupid stupid"

"Home Never give up a home for a house;you may never find a home again."

"Kraft Macaroni & Cheese: It's the cheesiest... ...advertising slogan ever!"