#master-of-love

"Busch Beer: Head for the mountains... [10w] ...and fall off the precipice shitfaced."

"Beating the Language Like a Tom-Tom with a Mohawk "Actually, you will receive a free pre-owned gift with every purchase,irregardless of the awesome enormity of your stupidity."

"Goat Fucking for Dummies You gently fuck a female goat ~you got to ram the malesto make any progress."

"Getting Real about the Eel It's not that eel wants to avoid commitment.From the eel's point of view, it is a matter of survival.Who the fuck wants to be with an eel anyway,when there are plenty of less slippery fish."

"Harlem P.O.V. Everything outside Harlem's the boondocks,where hayseeds opt out of Nikes for Reeboks."

"Suicide It's ironic that suicide, an act of cowardice,requires you overcome the all powerful instinct of self-preservation ~and thereby it's transformed into an act of bravery.On the other hand, the survivors would argue, an act of stupidity ~which many acts of bravery ultimately are."

"Unfriend Politeley Means"

"Love's a Sacred Vessel [10w] Love's the sacred vessel embracing the mystical energy of evolution."

"Fashion [10w] Clothes makes the man.Fashion, above all, makes the President."

"Out-of-the-Box [10w] I march to my own drummerin a drum circle."

"Notoriety vs. Anonymity [10w] 'Tis better to live with notoriety,than die of anonymity."

"Eckhart Tolle for Sociopaths The foundation for all abundance is having more cool shit than your neighbor."

"Read vs. Write If you want to know about life second hand, read;if you want to experience life directly, write."

"Virtual Reality [10w] The only thing better than reality is perfected virtual reality."

"Boasting vs. Toasting [10w] + {Couplet} What many call boasting to my success I call toasting."

"Wisconsin State Motto Forward.Leading the nation in drunk driving and Cheesehead hats."

"Mint Julep {Couplet} I've had more than a hint of a tulip or two,after treating them to a mint julep, or two."

"How to Save the World [10w] When true love floods in, it could float an ark."

"You Can't Win [10w] Every bitch is a witch;every wife brings you strife."

"Seduction [10w] Italy will host the Olympics when seduction's declared a sport."