#master-of-love

"Fashion [10w] Clothes makes the man.Fashion, above all, makes the President."

"Tennessee State Motto Agriculture and Commerce.Where the KKK was bornand the most popular pick up line is, 'Nice tooth!"

"Measuring Love The only scientist who can measure love is the onewho's in love with another scientist."

"Recollection [10w] Recollection recategorize memoriesby sorting them out into different collections."

"National Rifle Association Credo [10w] God gave us two hands to holdan assault rifle."

"River Mountain Ocean [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} Rivers delight in their flow;Mountains savor their snow.But oceans are in concurrencetheir contentment comes from recurrence."

"Sink or Swim [10w] Lovers master the breaststroke, the crawl and the muff dive."

"Tortuguer Costa Rica Haiku Lora Sea TurtlesInvade to beach to lay eggs.Locals invade the eggs."

"Over [10w] It's never ever over because the fat lady can't sing."

"Comedy vs. Satire [10w] Comedy pokes fun at society's self-inflation;satire deflates the balloon."

"Remorse among Thieves When a caught thief shows remorse he says to himself,"I knew I should pull off that heist differently."

"Romantic Ring Ceremony Define this wedding ring,with which I betroth thee unto me forever,not by the confining boundaries of it's goldbut by the empty circle within -that perfect portal to your loving heartyou have opened for me, and me alone -as I have opened mine for you."

"A Frog in my Throat I had me frog in my throat.I swallowed hard and it croaked.Tasted like shit.Next time I get me a frog in my throat,my snooty French boyfriend better wash his dick with soap."

"Government Intrusion [10w] + {Couplet} America's biggest illusion is the beliefthey're free from government intrusion."

"Carlsberg: Probably the best lager in the world... ...just like IKEA is the best furniture on earth."

"The Squeaky Wheel The squeaky wheel ~will put you $374.43 in the holeafter replacing the brake pad, rotorsand $500 with a new master cylinder."

"Promising vs. Promises A promising life comes from a childhood without broken promises."

"Scientific Discovery [10w] The greatest scientific discoveries were madelooking at the overlooked."

"The Road to Poetry Hell [10w] The road to poetry hell is likepaved with similes."

"Talking to Myself I used to talk to myself until myself criticized myself.Now I'm giving myself the silent treatment."