#master-of-love

"Miss Universe Contest Protest Haiku Fundamentalists protest Miss Universe contest.Go home, beat their wives."

"Journalist asks me whether I can sit down for an interview... Sorry, I can't talk now. I'm busy writing up a storm.How about tomorrow?Sorry, tomorrow I'm bust conjuring up a tornado."

"Whisper into My Good Ear [10w] "Pour your fears, fantasies, desires into my ear of corn."

"Genocide [10w] Genocide is the runaway bride once death becomes the bridegroom."

"Nebraska State Motto Equality before the law.Where Monsanto/GMO corn is above the law."

"The 'Ugly' Poet [10w] Poets develop cleverness with wordsto compensate for their unattractiveness."

"Dogs Playing Poker Art [10w] Poker-faced dogs looks like they're bluffing or need to shit."

"Stumble When you don't know how to end a sentence you've stumbled upon a truth."

"Old People [10w] At the mere mention of death they gasp for breath."

"Vapers I bought a vape pen from a vaporium.The vapologist advised meto get the model with the refillable vape tank.When the fuck did smoking become so vapid?"

"Out-of-the-Box [10w] I march to my own drummerin a drum circle."

"Comments Being the first to comment on a poem,is like breaking a bottle of champagneagainst the hull of a new ship."

"Your Poem A poem is a waking dream.If your poem is shit,then it was a fucking nightmare."

"Poet and the Fool {Couplet} {Limerick} The fool does his ego inflate,much like a poet does his oeuvre overrate.But the truth of the matter is that neither shit matters;harsh reality shall both nitwits deflate."

"Indiscernible Love [10w] True love's so effortless, others can hardly see it's happening."

"The AP Stylebook is Useless {Couplet} I can't abbreviate abbreviation nor know how to initialize an acronym,I can find the contraction for contraction nor the précis for a homonym."

"Good vs. Great [10w] To be good twice is a true mark of greatness."

"Yams vs. Sweet Potatoes vs. Cassava vs. Popeye [10w] "I am that I am that I am a yam."

"New York Haiku "My monthly rent checkis more than you will make inyour fucking lifetime."

"Ode to a Wastepaper Basket I love the way you sit in the corner,gracious like a lover,catching my every crumpled vanity."