#master-of-love

"The Universe Begins and Ends in Us If a telescope could see beyond the edges of the universe,we would see ourselves looking into a telescope trying to see beyond the edges of universe."

"Free Lunch There's no such thing as a free lunch ~for people who haven't yet learned to beat the system ;)"

"Mongolian, Temeenii'malgai The small fuzzy hat worn by camels that cross the Gobi desert. Usually stolen by natives of Ulaanbaatar for the groom's hat at weddings. The fuzz on the hat smells so bad that the groom is temporarily blinded and can't see how ugly the bride looks until it's too late."

"Let's get physical, physical [10w] All physical contact is meaningful,even if meaningful means sleazy."

"Virtual Friends [10w] Internet camaraderie's bullshit because these 'friends' can't be relied upon."

"Occam's Razor [10w] I shaved with Occam's razor and he shaved with mine."

"Whisper into My Good Ear [10w] "Pour your fears, fantasies, desires into my ear of corn."

"Murder [10w] Two coats of paint doen't get rid of a ghost."

"The Poet is God When a poem's words perfectly fit,it has legs.When they communicate well,it has a voice.When they make you think,it has a mind.When the make you feel,it has a heart.Think about it.When you write a poem,you've created a person,with a distinct identityand an immortal soulthat you send out into the worldto possibly change the world.Now you know what it feels liketo be God."

"Soulmate [10w] When you meet your soulmate,God's walked into the room."

"Movies [10w] Movies were invented to sellbuttery snacks and sugary drinks"

"Dating Asian Her Kung Fu style was not too bad,but at doggie style she had me had."

"Prickly Pears [10w] Men are often like cactus fruits ~thorny outside,mushy inside."

"Arches National Park, Utah BloodshotZiggurats of rock against unbending sky,sandstone fins and eyes of ancient earth behemoth.Your windows wedged by cosmic hands of rain and melting snow, of frost and ice, of gravity and geologic time, patient and untiring,self-possessed like a child's perception of endless summer."

"The Stink of Hate {Couplet} When haters write they raise a stink;must be the venom coursing through their ink."

"Virtual Reality [10w] The only thing better than reality is perfected virtual reality."

"Love Haiku Sumerian whoregrabs my wedge, says: 'I love aman in cuneiform."

"American Foreign Policy [10w] Foreign Policy requires dealing from the bottom of the deck."

"Second Opinions My doctor told me I have pancreatic cancer and have 2 months to live.I asked him about getting a second opinion.The Doc said, 'No problem.'He thought for a second and said,'I think the Boston Red Sox are going to win the series again this year."

"Unwitting Measure [10w] + {Couplet} "You I love and treasurein an equal, unwitting measure."