#master-of-love

"Star No matter how bright the star, it's just part of a galaxy which is part of a constellation which is part of the night skywhich is part of the known universewhich is a speck of dust in God's eye."

"Dsylıxǝa Hey, it isn't cool to make fun of people with Dsʎlıxǝaʎou dɯub pircʞ ¡!¡"

"When Old Age Begins Old age seizes center stagewhen more people we love are amidst the deadthan amongst the living."

"Beloved Poetry [10w] Write poetry like it’ll convince your beloved who to marry."

"Maine State Motto Dirigo. [10]You won't find no niggers here, eh."

"Enemies {couplet} Ne'er shall man's enemies been drawn so near,then when he seeketh to compare."

"Ode to a Wastepaper Basket I love the way you sit in the corner,gracious like a lover,catching my every crumpled vanity."

"Why I Don't Carry a Cellphone [10w] It's a sign of servility you can be contacted anytime."

"Talented [10w] Being called talented brings with it more hatred than applause."

"What One Vulture Said to the Other I have a bone to pick with you ~which end shall we start on?"

"How to Treat Your Lover {Couplet} If you want to learn how your lover best to treat,Pretend each time is the last time you'll ever meet."

"Fall in Love in Fall {Couplet} It would be more befitting to fall in love in the fall,for the leave's colorful dance of death, augurs the long haul."

"Hermits vs. Rising Real Estate Costs [10w] Hermits can no longer afford a cabin in the woods."

"Let Others Speak [10w] When others speak of your virtues they grow tenfold."

"Breaking with Tradition is Tradition You can take the poem outside of tradition,but you can't take tradition out of the poem."

"The Flood that Did Not Subside [10w] What would today's world be,If Noah's dove flew into obscurity?"

"Depression Busy people have neither the time nor the swimming skills to take a divein a pool of depression."

"Regret [10w] Regret's more about lost opportunities than about paths we've chosen."

"Vapers I bought a vape pen from a vaporium.The vapologist advised meto get the model with the refillable vape tank.When the fuck did smoking become so vapid?"

"Gypsy When one gypsy spits on you, its disgusting;when two do, it's suspicious;when three do, you're late to a gypsy wedding."