#master-of-love

"Natural Born Poets vs. Made Poets A natural born poet sees the future of poetry.A made poet clumsily imitates his vision."

"Straight Men vs. Curved Women [10w] 'Straight' men who approach 'curved' women must'mind the gap'."

"Chlorophylia [10w] + {Couplet} Few things amaze as the paletteof the autumn blaze."

"Consolation [10w] Man finds consolation in love, laughter and Ben & Jerry's."

"Overheard at McDonalds "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.Are you going to finish those fries?"

"Bruges Belgium Haiku Behind a stack of grey Lego bricksyou wheeze up Belfry's 366 stepsand don't see a single bat."

"Infinite Promise The carrot of infinite promise always dangles just inches beyond our noses.The trick is to surreptitiously switch that carrot for a zucchini."

"Original Thoughts [10w] Original thoughts are not diminished by days, distance or disregard."

"Dsylıxǝa Hey, it isn't cool to make fun of people with Dsʎlıxǝaʎou dɯub pircʞ ¡!¡"

"Scientific Discovery [10w] The greatest scientific discoveries were madelooking at the overlooked."

"Poetry in a Bottle [10w] If you could bottle poetry you'd have one addictive drink."

"Wedding Veil [10w] + {Couplet} A wedding veil's of no availbecause virginity's a fairy-tale."

"New Age Advertising ATTEND OUR REINCARNATION RETREATGuaranteed to be a once in a lifetime experience.Sure it costs $5000, but lets face it,you only live once."

"Shakespeare vs. Keynesian Economics {Couplet} If 'Neither a lender nor a borrower be',investments would dry up, economies stagnate,and off to the poorhouse go you and me."

"Dialogue Knowledge compromises its truthonce it ceases to be a dialogue."

"Gifts Never look a gift horse in the assor a donkey in the mouth."

"Beloved Poetry [10w] Write poetry like it’ll convince your beloved who to marry."

"Romantic Ring Ceremony Define this wedding ring,with which I betroth thee unto me forever,not by the confining boundaries of it's goldbut by the empty circle within -that perfect portal to your loving heartyou have opened for me, and me alone -as I have opened mine for you."

"Poetry Site vs. Social Networking Site [10w] Hello Poetry is whatever you want Hello Poetry to be."

"Child on a Swing Haiku Child screeches like birdas swing reaches for heaven.Stars fill his pocket."