#master-of-love

"Gays & Lesbians Birds of a feather fuck together."

"Library [10w] Hopefully, the library in the afterlife doesn't contain contemporary poetry."

"Endless Childhood [10w] + {Couplet} Put off summer's endAnd adulthood's vexingburdens shall suspend."

"Dogs [10w] Dogs never lie about love,but occasionally fake an orgasm."

"Infinite Promise The carrot of infinite promise always dangles just inches beyond our noses.The trick is to surreptitiously switch that carrot for a zucchini."

"you=""are=""what=""eat"=""[10w]=""That's why I've become a pizza with a pussy topping."

"Reflection Upon Reflection [10w] Don't look into a mirror in rooms full of mirrors."

"Summer NYC ☜ʇɥƃᴉlɟ☞'ɥsɐp ɐ 'ɥsɐlds ∀˙ɥʇɐq ʍollɐɥs ɐ ʇɐ sʍoɹɹɐds ǝʞᴉlsɹǝlʞuᴉɹds ʇɐ uǝɹplᴉɥƆ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~Children at sprinklerslike sparrows at a shallow bath.A splash, a dash, ☜flight☞"

"Gypsy When one gypsy spits on you, its disgusting;when two do, it's suspicious;when three do, you're late to a gypsy wedding."

"Jealousy [10w] Jealousy's like being reprimanded for a crime you haven't committed."

"The Poet's Job [10w] + {Couplet} Trigger memory, explode an emotion;the poet must create commotion....................................................­....................."

"Who Isn't [10w] Psychotherapy's powerless once you assume you're smarter than the therapist."

"Rationality vs. Madness [10w] Rationality maintains the world's status quo.Madness drives the change."

"Obscenity [10w] Obscenity's undefinable becauseeverything that occurs in nature is natural."

"Kraft Macaroni & Cheese: It's the cheesiest... ...advertising slogan ever!"

"Teenagers [10w] Teenagers are the lone survivors of a ruthless hormonal holocaust."

"Love on Fire [10w] A man in love cannot see fire or smell smoke."

"New Age Advertising ATTEND OUR REINCARNATION RETREATGuaranteed to be a once in a lifetime experience.Sure it costs $5000, but lets face it,you only live once."

"Depression vs. Death Depression is anger turned within causing misery and hopelessness.Death is hate turned within until it totally eats you alive."

"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."