#master-of-love

"Long Term Relationships [10w] Long term relationships should begin and end with a laugh."

"Kraft Macaroni & Cheese: It's the cheesiest... ...advertising slogan ever!"

"Humble Wishes [10w] "God, all I simply ask is that I become perfect."

"Pretending to be Deep ;) [10w] Only from the mountain's valley can you see the peak."

"Las Vegas Magic! I was the greatest magician in the world.Things were going great. My agent booked me to play the Mirage Hotel in Las Vegas for $100,000 per performance!When I got onstage everything suddenly disappeared.I'm not sure if it was allan illusion or a delusion,but I cashed the check anyway just to be safe."

"David Dukes How come everytime I put on the T.V.to watch some Dick Wolf crime show,all the judges are blackand all the criminals are white!I just sayin there must be some kindaJew conspiracy at work here!"

"Argument [10w] Argue for the sake of resolutionnot for arguments sake.."

"Cormorant’s Flight [10w] The cormorant’s flight is the first shadow of the wave."

"Hate Recycle Bin When you empty your hate recycle binit frees up more memory to write even better poetry.Just try it and tell me this isn't true!"

"Regret [10w] Regret's more about lost opportunities than about paths we've chosen."

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"Biggest Problem with 10w [10w] The biggest problem with aphorisms is people believe they're true."

"Save the Last Dance for Me Life is a Hesitation Waltz danced to swing time measure. We're all given the free will to suspend our moving foot or slowly drag it during the halt."

"Genocide [10w] Genocide is the runaway bride once death becomes the bridegroom."

"Is Prayer Only for Man? I [10w] Does God pray for His creation's in Heaven and Earth?"

"O God O God I love you.I worship you, I need you.Everything I am is because of you.Everything.O God I hate you."

"Rules of Etiquette [10w] Rules of etiquette are pretend manners for the lower classes."

"Let Others Speak [10w] When others speak of your virtues they grow tenfold."

"Hemidemisemiquaver [10w] The composer evened the score by ending in a hemidemisemiquaver."