#master-of-love

"Keep Your Day Job Bitch [10w] + {Couplet} If you've guessed that I'm blessed,augury ain't your strawberry."

"Dsylıxǝa Hey, it isn't cool to make fun of people with Dsʎlıxǝaʎou dɯub pircʞ ¡!¡"

"Party Hat [10w] Circus clowns, Frenchmen, and sanitation workers look better in party-hats.."

"Premature Evacuation [10w] I've stopped all my relationships short,not unlike this poem."

"The Great Blue of the Great Blue A Great Blue whale mourns her hunted mate.Her heart, once the size of an SUV,lonely rides the empty sea,her heart's now withered to subcompact class,her whys and wherefores, run out of gas."

"Steer Clear [10w] Avoid alliances with anyone who's more to gain than you."

"Publisher's Persuasion "You're much too good a writer to want a six figure advance. You don't want your readers to think you're only writing for money ~ do you?"

"Poets Be Realists! Poets be realists!It's O.K. to keep your jobs ~just don't quit your day dreams."

"What is Love? [10w] Love is the stubborn desire to find permanencein impermanence."

"The Gypsy Jackpot An ambulance, a police car and a fire truck parked in front of a gypsy's trailer can only mean one thing ~ insurance scam!"

"In the Future [1]: (criminals) In the future we're going to find a wayto turn criminals into wordsand then place them in parentheses."

"Free Will [20w] A bunch of amino acids bumping up together is not the scientific explanation of free will, it's grilling a hamburger."

"Invisible Attraction What's invisible to the eye is that as you move towards love,love moves towards you."

"War [10w] When leaders threaten war,they’re breaking dirt on our graves."

"Concatenate /kənˈkætəneɪt/to link together, as in a chain Do you concatenate cats by tying their tails together or do you just stuff the tail of one into the mouth of the other?Which method is better for yanking your chain?"

"Charity [10w] Contentment over your life is the best aphrodisiac for charity."

"Goat Fucking for Dummies You gently fuck a female goat ~you got to ram the malesto make any progress."

"Shit Poetry [10w] Poetry without grace of expression is just so much shit."

"Old People [10w] At the mere mention of death they gasp for breath."

"Thorn [5w] Every thorn has its rose."