#master-of-love

"Senility [10w] Senility's like a bottle of Coke that lost its bubbles."

"Sink or Swim [10w] Lovers master the breaststroke, the crawl and the muff dive."

"Stratospherical Poems [10w] Poets circle the earth in a higher orbit than readers."

"Humble Wishes [10w] "God, all I simply ask is that I become perfect."

"Brownie Mix [10w] + {Couplet} Betwixt hell and the River Styx,I'll be shitting bricks."

"Love Fades [10w] Like our love,Chinese painters show distance in faded grays."

"Scientology [10w] There's nothing more oppressive than the ignorance of foolish belief."

"Telekinetic Poker Players Telekinetic poker players have a tell when they're bluffing:they always raise you."

"Trance & Instinct The best poems come from trance and instinct;transcribing the unedited voice of universal consciousness."

"Embalming [10w] Injecting baking soda whitens, freshens, and softens the dearly departed."

"Mythbusters [10w] Snipers will assure you safety in numbers is a myth."

"Poetry and Dogs [10w] Poetry and dogs make the best companions.Don't trust dogs."

"Income Tax [10w] A man's income tax return measures his integrity and stupidity."

"Heartbreak [10w] Heartbreak’s like a heart attack but without the hospital bills."

"The Moon The moon's a pearl among the starry gems,more cultured than the rest of them.A blemished diadem of charcoaled nightthat chaperons the sun back to the light."

"Marriage Material For women seeking a marriage partner,a man's sense of humor trumps good looks.Unfortunately for the funnymen out there,security trumps laughter."

"Poets Hate Poets [10w] Poets hate poets who are more talented than they are."

"Wine [10w] American wines tasting as good as French wines are presumptuous."

"My Brooklyn Childhood [10w] "Motherfucker! I gotta put more goddamn change in the swear-jar."

"The Game Is Afoot God's buried eight jewels within my soul.Life's game is,'Remove each gem, yet find me whole.'The clue is,"Eight is one, and one is eight,no jewel's more precious,all equally great."