#master-of-love

"Wedding Veil [10w] + {Couplet} A wedding veil's of no availbecause virginity's a fairy-tale."

"Divine Write [10w] To write is to divinely dabblein infinite alternate realities."

"Fugly Fishmates For every woman that looks like a hatchet-faced haddockthere's an equally ugly flounder-faced man with even fewer prospects."

"Amazon.com Amazon.com is the Church of Consumer Capitalismwhose ethics demands we know the price of everything,the value of absolutely nothing of true moral valueand most importantly ~Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought."

"How to Treat Your Lover {Couplet} If you want to learn how your lover best to treat,Pretend each time is the last time you'll ever meet."

"Objective Journalism Foreign journalists will always compromise objectivity to preserve relationships that give them better access."

"Selfie [10w] For the millennial generationa selfie is a family portrait."

"The Great Blue of the Great Blue A Great Blue whale mourns her hunted mate.Her heart, once the size of an SUV,lonely rides the empty sea,her heart's now withered to subcompact class,her whys and wherefores, run out of gas."

"Poetry and Dogs [10w] Poetry and dogs make the best companions.Don't trust dogs."

"Comfort Zone Your comfort zone has a clock on it, ticking off until it becomes your death zone."

"Thorn [5w] Every thorn has its rose."

"Underage-Killers [10w] Underage-killers like making a whooshing sound when they shoot people."

"The Hand that Feeds You Don't bite the hand that feeds you ~unless you're in a haunted houseand the fucking hand isn't attached to anything."

"Promising vs. Promises A promising life comes from a childhood without broken promises."

"Enemies [10w] I prefer my enemies death than apologeticfor closure's sake"

"I'm Not Skidaddling Down That Slippery Slope First you let sleeping dogs lie,next you allow all pets to prevaricate."

"Relatively Speaking [10w] The irony about 'relativism theories' is that they're relative too."

"Heart My heart jumps every time you walk through the door.It's not love.I have an arrhythmia."

"Whisper into My Good Ear [10w] "Pour your fears, fantasies, desires into my ear of corn."

"Oppressor vs. Oppressed [10w] Love somtimes disintegrates into becoming the oppressor or the oppressed."