#master-of-love

"What Children See [10w] "A spider is an octopus who lives in the desert."

"Love Poetry [10w] Love poetry is simply bleeding on the page with ink."

"Retail [10w] The first and last sale of the day are best."

"The Flood that Did Not Subside [10w] What would today's world be,If Noah's dove flew into obscurity?"

"I [10w] 'I' is a wellspring in the desertoverflowing with life."

"Transubstantiation [10w] Transubstantiate digression into confessionand drink from poetry's Holy Grail."

"Politicians [10w] All politicians serve two masters ~their ambition and their cocks."

"California Haiku "After my boob jobI'm taking acting lessons.Fuck's fifty, no anal."

"Crawling Backwards [10w] Crawling backwards is the hardwired wisdom of crabs and survivors."

"Jesus Christ Hiaku Jesus Christget a job already.You're killing your mother!"

"Spontaneous Gift Giving [10w] Learn to give gifts spontaneously accompanied by a love note."

"Wishing Wells [10w] Wishes fall to the bottom of wells;only faith floats."

"Virginia Haiku "Bowl of chili for me.She'll have the Cheesy Western.Both with, add a slab."

"New York Haiku "My monthly rent checkis more than you will make inyour fucking lifetime."

"Gypsy When one gypsy spits on you, its disgusting;when two do, it's suspicious;when three do, you're late to a gypsy wedding."

"Leaping lemmings! Leaping lemmings!I so adore ya'Can't get enoughJust want more’o'ya'!When I've had my fill'o'ya',I long for anotherRefill'o'ya.So, let's cut my spiel And here's the deal:I'm just gonna' haveta' cloneya'!So, when we're doneJust having fun --I'm just gonna' haveta' boneya'Again."

"Rationality vs. Madness [10w] Rationality maintains the world's status quo.Madness drives the change."

"The State of the World Attests to This: [10w] Common people are too easily manipulated or stupid to vote."

"Office Depot: Taking Care of Business... ...with short breaks, bad management and no job advancement opportunities."

"Styx Haiku Boatman refusesto paddle me down the Styx.'No carry-on baggage."