#master-of-love

"Love vs. the Three Headed Dragon In relationships, the corrosive venom of the three-headed dragon areindifference, fault-finding and 'take-each-other-for-grantedness'.Only these cantarnish the shining armor of amour."

"What One Vulture Said to the Other I have a bone to pick with you ~which end shall we start on?"

"Time Traveler's Ennui The future ain't what it use to be."

"Romantic Ring Ceremony Define this wedding ring,with which I betroth thee unto me forever,not by the confining boundaries of it's goldbut by the empty circle within -that perfect portal to your loving heartyou have opened for me, and me alone -as I have opened mine for you."

"Teenagers [10w] Teenagers are the lone survivors of a ruthless hormonal holocaust."

"Boundaries [10w] Receiving bribes blurs the clear boundaries between friends and enemies."

"Soar Like a Pigeon [10w] Better be a pigeon than an eagle with Indians around."

"Entrepreneurs [10w] A man should be judged by the companyhe sells."

"Galoshes Haiku Cherry blossoms bloomin the morning mist.Thank God I took my galoshes."

"Amputees Smart phones and the internet are the prosthetics our century cannot live without.Until we can put them down to take a quiet walk in the woods,we are all amputees."

"First Things First "Where are you?"is the voice of God."Who am I?"is the voice of your soul.You can't answer Goduntil you answer yourself.Before you come out of hiding,find your identity and your purpose."

"Clairol 2: Hair color so natural only her hairdresser knows for sure... ...but he's gay and already Tweeted it to 300 people."

"Pitter Patter I love to hear the pitter patter of little feet ~as they unsuccessfully struggle to break free of my choke hold."

"The Moon The moon's a pearl among the starry gems,more cultured than the rest of them.A blemished diadem of charcoaled nightthat chaperons the sun back to the light."

"Cancer [10w] It's odd that the cancer that kills you is you."

"Telekinetic Poker Players Telekinetic poker players have a tell when they're bluffing:they always raise you."

"Myself [10w] "I don't really know myself;he's only a tenuous acquaintance."

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity seeking is like love or war: NO HOLDS BARRED."

"Deal or No Deal ~ Deal with It "God, please tell me the place I'm going after I dieis filled with bright eyes and bushy tails, or I'm not going."

"Inspiration vs. Plagiarism [10w] Inspiration is improving on another's idea;plagiarism is copy/paste piracy."