#master-of-love

"Poets and their Thin Skins Every poet is thin-skinned when it comes to criticism ~without ithow could he ever possess the astute sensitivity about lifeto even write poetry?"

"Wheels of Change Discontentment is the wheels of change.You can either add some grease to bring about change faster,or run in front of them in protest,and be crushed by them."

"Poetry as Entertainment [10w] Poetry that's not entertaining is just a self-indulgent laundry list."

"A Dream Come True [10w] A dream come true is a nightmare in the making."

"How they Measure Self-Worth in Fort Worth: Actual Texas Hooker Quote (the irony is priceless!) "Quit fucking acting like y'alls have me all figured outand don't you ever, EVER, lump me into the category of your trashy hooker girlfriend who charges $100/hr. for full service. Shit, I charge $200 minimum now ~because after the year of being at the bottom I know my self worth."

"Free Lunch There's no such thing as a free lunch ~for people who haven't yet learned to beat the system ;)"

"Past/Present/Future I have no problem living in the present,but because of my pastpeople want to kill me in the future."

"Animal Species Identity [10w] Funny how animals know their own species without a mirror."

"The Human Race Pleasure is the sprint.Contentment is the 5 mile.Happiness is the marathon."

"You Can't Win [10w] Every bitch is a witch;every wife brings you strife."

"Forget [10w] {Couplet} Let's lift our goblet of regret,forgive, forsake and forget."

"Relationships Deconstrcted [10w] Qualities we at first perceive as endearingsoon becomes annoying."

"Unruffled [10w] Nothing’s calmer than an unruffled duck eating a cool cucumber."

"Argument [10w] Argue for the sake of resolutionnot for arguments sake.."

"Penetration [10w] The difference between truism and an enlightened [10w] is penetration."

"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."

"Pale Oak Leaves Scatter Pale oak leaves scatteraround my father's grave."For this I pay $30/month maintenance?"

"Area 51 [20w] If aliens were truly looking for intelligent life on earth,what the fuck were they thinking going to New Mexico?"

"Shiva Haiku Sitting shiva.One more day of thisand I'll die of boredom."

"Styx Haiku Boatman refusesto paddle me down the Styx.'No carry-on baggage."