#master-of-love

"The 3 Most Powerful Words in the English Language for Every College Student [3w] Ilovepizza"

"Predestination [10w] 'Twas predestined that I'd call predestination a crock of shit."

"Note to Self: Patent #10w Diving Mask for fish filled with water when oceans disappear."

"The Poet's Job [10w] + {Couplet} Trigger memory, explode an emotion;the poet must create commotion....................................................­....................."

"Object of Desire A woman knows she's the object of a unknown man's desirelike a game animal becoming aware it is being looked at."

"One Size Fits All Life Strategy Smile first.Ask questions later."

"Say This to Her/Him and Just See What Happens... *I want to kiss you in places I've never kissed you before."

"Depth of Love [10w] The longer the time between relationships,the deeper your love."

"Coffee Wisdom [2] For a real manthe only thing better than the scent of pussyis the smell of freshly ground coffee."

"Boasting vs. Toasting [10w] + {Couplet} What many call boasting to my success I call toasting."

"Il Principe 2015: Lesson 2 ~ Shit If you're going to run for public office,you must first scrape the shit off your shoe,or the stink will follow you."

"Thorn [5w] Every thorn has its rose."

"Tofino, Canada Haiku Free flowing clothes,Strumming guitar on the beach.Still my baggage follows me."

"Mongolian, Temeenii'malgai The small fuzzy hat worn by camels that cross the Gobi desert. Usually stolen by natives of Ulaanbaatar for the groom's hat at weddings. The fuzz on the hat smells so bad that the groom is temporarily blinded and can't see how ugly the bride looks until it's too late."

"Plant vs. Harvest [10w] Any fool can harvest but it takes true skill to plant."

"Ode to a Wastepaper Basket I love the way you sit in the corner,gracious like a lover,catching my every crumpled vanity."

"Western Hypocricy I laugh at the hypocrisy of this western world that only expects the Muslims and Jews to act more Christian, while they continueto revel in the carnage of their heathen ways."

"Is Prayer Only for the Living? III [10w] Do angels pray to God to intercede on mankind's behalf?"

"Iran [10w] In Teheran daylight dawnswith minarets against skies of bronze."

"Mended [10w] {Couplet} If the recently mended heart,breaks again, it shall not start."